UPDATE: We now have the non-bootleg HD version. A bootleg version of the first full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been leaked online and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more. If this doesn’t cement our pick as the most anticipated movie of 2012, I don’t know what does. You’ve got Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle (quite possibly her sexiest role yet) whispering into Bruce Wayne’s ear about the demise of Gotham, you’ve got Bane blowing Heinz Field to smithereens as Hines Ward is somehow too in the zone (literally and figuratively) to notice he just lost his entire team, and you’ve got some kinda weird batmobile that flies. Welcome to the highest grossing film of all-time. Check out the legend ending after the jump.

Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn’t exist, it’s for a good cause – breast cancer awareness. October’s slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we’ve decided to keep the list to 2011′s top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol’ glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

With the right approach, women can make men do crazy things: commit to one vagina for the rest of their lives, start wars, stop playing video games, but it would take a special kind of woman to make a man give up meat. I’m not about to shun steaks for Ellen DeGeneres. But I might hook up an IV of hummus for the ladies on this list. Check ‘em in our gallery after the jump.

COED crush Anne Hathaway has been quite the buzz the last few weeks as pics of her in full Catwoman garb hit the interwebs. We were left a bit underwhelmed with the excessive use of fabric on the new Catwoman suit, but cannot say the same for the outfit Ms. Hathaway dons on the cover of the October 2011 issue of Spain’s Fotogramas Magazine. And even though these picks look strikingly similar / identical to a shoot she did with Mark Seliger last year for the March 2010 issue of GQ UK, we embrace any opportunity to post on the beautiful Anne Hathaway in all her buxom glory. Enjoy.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Outside of T&A, what’s the sexiest part of a woman’s body? We gotta believe it’s the lips. When desperate times call for desperate measures, a pair of lips will do just fine. Actresses such as Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, and Carla Gugino have become well-known for their lips, but how do you make great lips even greater? Lipstick. And we know anytime something’s great, there’s usually a holiday or observance to celebrate it. Hence, National Lipstick Day (which is July 29th). Pucker up, punks, because we have 50+ pairs of perfect, pouting lips comin’ at ya! It’s okay to kiss your screen. No one’s lookin’. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.

The A-Team releases on DVD and Blu-ray today. Unfortunately, it underwhelmed at the box office and failed to meet expectations for most fans. It’s another example of a Hollywood remake of a classic TV show that gets everyone super amped only to be disappointed with the end result. Why? Because for some odd reason studios seem to think they have to give the old formula a new twist. Too often it just doesn’t work. However, there’s one twist that would most definitely rock: AN ALL-FEMALE A-TEAM!

Natalie’s always been a favorite here at COED – just look at some of our posts: we’d cast her in the All Female A-Team movie, The Golden Girls remake, and as Supergirl. But this year the eco-friendly, vegetarian, dangerously hot Harvard alumni cemented her spot in our memories forever with her thong-baring scene in the “Your Highness” trailer and her perform… Click to read more

Mexico’s Hottest Sportscaster and FHM’s fifth sexiest female sports reporter caused waves when reports that the Jets harassed her before an interview with QB Mark Sanchez went public. The Jets already had their hands full with other allegations that former team captain Brett Favre sent penis pics to then reporter Jenn Sterger, which prompted us to ask if h… Click to read more

This 25 year old UFC Ring Girl, Need To Know Personality, and Miss COED made her debut in 2006 but for some reason always took a back seat to fellow Octagon hottie Rachelle Leah. That changed this year when Sports Illustrated named her “Lady of The Day” in February then Maxim voted her The Hottest UFC Girl in May when she also graced the mag’s cover. In October, her… Click to read more

This 23 year old actress first caught our eye in “Hot Tub Time Machine” back in March playing the Great White Buffalo (John Cusack’s ex-girlfriend, Jennie, in the 80s) then blew us away about a month later with her performance as the lead’s longtime high school crush Katie in “Kick Ass”. When the new fall TV schedule released, we were more than overjoyed to see s… Click to read more

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 murdered the competition last weekend, summoning more than $125 million from the depths of America’s bank accounts with an average of $30k per screen. It was the all-time sixth biggest-grossing opening weekend and a new franchise high. The Next Three Days might not see another three days after opening in the 5th position with only $6.5 million.