November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

September 23rd is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Bisexuals remain the single most curious phenomenon. I’ve argued ad nauseum with many friends about whether or not someone can be a “true” bisexual – does that mean they have to split time equally boning boys and girls? Where’s the scoreboard? Anyway, there’s no arguing our list of the 27 sexiest celebrity bisexuals. To quote Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, “it’s okay to put us in a three-way” with any of these ladies. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

March 2nd is Texas Independence Day, a state holiday in which most Texans celebrate the adoption of the Texas Declaration of Independence. The document effectively created the Republic of Texas, an independent nation that encompassed present-day Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming from 1836 to 1846. Without that pioneering piece of paper, we might never have laid eyes on the wildly wonderful women in this photo gallery. Today, we go deep into the heart of Texas with pics of chicks born, raised, and/or living in the Lonestar State. They’ll make anyone – Texan or not – proud to be an American.

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature Hef’s current fiancée, a vampire slayer, a tomb raider, and a Perfect 10!

#30 Crystal Harris
Playmate of the Month for December 2009
518,000 results

#29 Tailor James
Playmate of the Month for June 2003
524,000 results

#28 Buffy Tyler
Playmate of the Month November 2000
524,000 results

#27 Pilar Lastra
Playmate o… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature the former host of MTV’s Singled Out and Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend, another Gorgeous Guess Girl, and the 2006 Playmate of the Year.

#20 Jenny McCarthy
Playmate of the Month for October 1993
605,000 results

#19 Kara Monaco
Playmate of the Month for June 2005
629,000 results

#18 Heather Carolin
Playmate of the Mont… Click to read more

The top ten most popular playmates feature the first Playmate ever, a Baywatch star who’s not fond of airport security, a woman with one of the top sideboobs of all-time who’s also been on Dancing With The Stars, and the Playmate who’s been on Playboy’s cover more than anyone else.

#10 Marilyn Monroe (NSFW)

Playmate of the Month for December 1953
931,000 resul… Click to read more

With the exception of his hair, who amongst us would not like to be in Donald Trump’s shoes? The man is filthy rich and is married to a much younger, incredibly hot woman. There are a number of things that the age of your girlfriend/wife can say about the type of person you are. Curious? Read on and we’ll tell you what everyone’s thinking as you stroll around town with a woman twice your age.

No other clothing brand in the history of clothing brands is sexier than Guess? Jeans. (Sorry, Victoria’s Secret. Underwear companies don’t count.) And it’s all thanks to the glorious Guess? girls. Known worldwide as the sexiest women on the planet, these lovely ladies have the hotness of a volcano in the tip of their finger and the sedu… Click to read more