Soaking Gummi Bears in Vodka is really nothing new, but I love the spin that Jimmy Kimmel put on it. The same writers who bring you ‘unnecessary censorship’ re-dubbed the old show Gummi Bears, this time making it seem like the cuddy bears are all sorts of trashed off of Russian water. A la GI Joe, more children’s shows need to be re-dubbed into adult humor. I vote to leave the Smurfs untouched though, not because its a classic, but because the sooner people forget about those blue little sh*ts the better. Check out Jimmy’s drunk bears after the jump!

This weekend Alice in Wonderland and Brooklyn’s Finest will fight it out at the box office. Our money is on Tim Burton as he tries his best to stamp his gothic style on this classic story, with the help of Johnny Depp (yet again).