Are you a fan of Tim & Eric and more specifically Dr. Steve Brule? If so, you might enjoy Kyle. We’ve featured him before when his other character, Alex, gave his thoughts on getting that New Year’s Beave on New Year’s Eve. We first caught on to his genius when he hit up the Giants-Dodgers game to interviews fans and the players. Now, he&#… Click to read more

January 21 is Squirrel Appreciation Day, a day where we can collectively give thanks to these loveable, mischievous, little creatures. You know that, on more than one occasion, you have gotten enjoyment out of simply watching a squirrel run around, doing his thing. They are adorable and their mannerisms are hilarious, and they easily deserve their own day… Click to read more

That fact that this day exists makes me sick. People are literally crazy and the degree to which they dress up their pets is pretty absurd. Some of these costumes people put on their little animal loves are more extravagant than any of my Halloween costumes…combined. If you are one of the weirdos who does this to your pet please stop and rethink your life.… Click to read more

Throughout the history of the National Basketball Association, there have been moments that are etched in the minds of fans from Magic’s baby hook, Larry Bird’s steal against the Pistons, and Michael Jordan’s game winner against the Utah Jazz. These 15 moments aren’t exactly from that class, they’re the ones  deemed strange and/or bizarre. We’ve listed plays that include Shaquille O’Neal, Derek Harper, the 1999 Chicago Bulls and a guy by name of Dennis Rodman.

this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire – sweaters, hats… and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it’s the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren’t paws nature’s shoes? Maybe I’m thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you’re a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

When you see a headline like, “BEST. WIKIPEDIA. PAGE. EVER”, on Reddit I thought what a load of trolling bullsh*t. Then I landed on “List of animals with fraudlent diplomas”. Wow. You’ve probably seen institutions that made you think WTF, that can’t be real – places like University of Phoenix, Strayer University, etc. They’re called “diploma mills” – orgs that churn out BS degrees in BS. The following animals are proof positive that all you need for accreditation is a name. Click to see the full list.

If you told me, “Hey, Taylor Swift looks like a wide variety of animals” I’d probably casually pepper spray you. The soon-to-be 22 year old singer who took home three awards at this year’s AMAs is super cute and most animals that won’t eat you are ALSO super cute but she’s statuesque and feminine and animals are furry critters with fangs and claws. Welp, turns out there are a TON of animals that look like the Grammy winner. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven’t done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!

There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun.

What the f*** are Advice Animals? They’re a series of memes that, I believe, derived from the Advice Dog, which was basically a pic of a cute dog placed on a patterned background with some words of wisdom placed above and below the pooch’s image. Simple enough, right? Now, I’d seen the Philosoraptor before and I thought it couldn’t get any better. Holy ManBearPig, was I wrong. If CBS can make a show about a funny Twitter account, some network out there must have the courage (wolf) to take a chance on Advice Animals: The TV Series. Check out our slideshow then vote for your favorite after the jump.

Animals born in captivity love to act like they’re humans. Either they just lack the brainpower to understand that they’re not, or they know that they won’t be fed if they don’t perform up to standard. Either way, everyone wins when a little monkey cowboy rides a dog. I mean, how can you not love that? Haven’t you ever seen that squirrel waterskiing? I don’t know if they can swim, so he better not f*ck up (I’m pretty sure they don’t make squirrel life preservers). Check out our gallery of of animals doing some human stuff after the jump.

So you’ve just graduated from your $150,000+ education and have found a great starter job. Yeah, you’re working 10+ hour days and get paid close to minimum wage, but it’s the on-the-job experience that you’re getting. I’m not one to knock on job choices as long as you’re working towards your goals, but just make sure you stay out of the way of these ten jobs. These are legit dead-end jobs.

What’s the future of television? It’s 5,000 channels of puppies, kittens, babies, toddlers, and other animals arguing with each other. You’ve probably seen the clip of the 2 babies arguing, now we have footage of 2 huskies exchanging words via subtitles starring Mishka The Talking Husky. My guess is Mishka is the one on that piece of furniture and the one harassing her is the dude who wants to bone her. Hey man, I feel ya. I’ll drop an “I love you” to tap that tooshy. Check it out after the jump.

I f***ing hate cats. I’m a dog guy. But, that doesn’t mean that I love all dogs. I’m not a huge fan of really small dogs. I’m worried I’ll step on ‘em and kill ‘em. So, why do dogs rule and cats drool? Because they’re extremely helpful and functional. Ever see a seeing eye cat? Exactly. We’re not blind but we do like to get blind stinkin’ drunk, so a dog that can retrieve beers would be so ace. Check out the video of man’s bestest drinkin’ buddy after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Tumblrs of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF Tumblrs. This week’s Tumblrs feature face-palm-inducing history exam answers by dumb*ss undergrads, prick animals, and a comic strip that speaks for itself. Check them out after the jump.