We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

By and large, nature is disgusting. It’s chock full of bugs and hobos and other things that roll in feces. But amidst that slurry of nasty, science has been finding a number of medical breakthroughs. Nauseating, repulsive medical breakthroughs.

Check out “6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health” here!

Sometimes, getting an up-close and personal look at nature can renew your sense of wonder about the animal planet and the Earth in general, giving you a better appreciation for the world around you. Other times, however, a monkey jumps on your car and starts getting it one with another monkey. It can go both ways…

If you didn’t know a Gnu is something of a wildebeest. And apparently sometimes, they lose their F’ing minds and start attacking packs of rhinos for no apparent reason. Not only does he attack them once, but he gets his ass tossed in the air, then goes back for more. That’s called having enormous balls.

Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus. Because of its success, LOL Cats has spawned an entire sea of knockoffs hoping to catch the wave alongside the whole phenomenon. Here are the 4 I hate the most. (more…)

If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not – because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings. (more…)

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something comes along an blows your f**king mind. This video is one of those things. I don’t want to give away the ending, but I will say that it starts with a monkey riding a goat, who then climbs onto a tightrope – and it just gets crazier from there.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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You might have expected to see another SNL -  Tina Fey – Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but for my money Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch stole last night’s show.  I always wondered what Marky Mark would sound like talking to a goat and Andy Samberg nails it.  “Say hi to your mother for me.”

I’ll be honest: I’m a bitch. I have no problem telling it like it is, talking about someone behind his/her back or telling secrets about people I hate. This is why people fight to stay on my good side.

Which is why people are so surprised when they find out about my passion for animals. I cry when those commercials for animal shelters come on the TV, I have to look away from movies or TV shows when an animal gets injured and I wanted to personally kill Michael Vick when it was discovered he was running that evil dog fighting ring.

It is weird, I know, but I can’t help but feel for creatures who don’t have a voice to defend themselves. Yes, even if they have the teeth or claws to do so.

Like sharks. (Yes, I am being completely serious!) Sharks are most often thought of as predators, but lately off the coast of Florida they have become victims. In the past year more and more sharks have been found murdered in the water. There is no excuse for harming another life – especially an innocent one – and it is up to us to protect every creature on this planet.

Please take a moment to sign the attached petition and protect the sharks and our planet’s wildlife.