It’s true, we’re no strangers to really disturbing sex toys. These animal sex toys really take the cake, though. While we applaud their makers for deterring actual goat-f*cking, they’re not helping to set a good standard. One company in particular, (I feel bad giving them unintentional press so I’m withholding their name here), makes dragon dildos. It makes sense though, how else were people supposed to get their freak on with dragons? If you’re still not scared to check out what other toys those zany zoophiles are using, we’ve got the five strangest animal sex toys after the jump!

In the 80s and early 90s, MTV served as the launchpad for burgeoning artists who broke onto the scene with eye catching videos that were more than just promos – they were mesmerizing movie shorts. But, as the network ushered in original programming dominated by reality shows and teen dramas, music videos took a backseat. Luckily, we still have the Video Music Awards, an event filled with unpredictability, shock value, and raw live music. Today, we look at some of the biggest omissions from this year’s nominations. Check out our list then vote for the vids that shoulda got a nod after the jump.

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Last week, Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow” crushed the competition as it garnered 72% of the total votes. This week’s featured songs include joints by Destroyer, Guns N’ Roses, Neon Trees and collaborations from Kanye & Jay-Z and Dr. Dre & Eminem with newcomer Skylar Grey. Read Al Jones’ pics and see the videos after the jump!

With only a few weeks left of Summer, 2010 has been pretty much a sh*t year for film. But before we write this year off as totally unsalvageable, a couple movies opening this weekend have big potential. The Expendables and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World might just have what it takes to kick 2010 back into gear. Finger crossed.

We’re starting to get tired of seeing these cliché pictures of drunk people passed out. Well this one still made us laugh but still…yawn. And really how can these photos of your friend passed out in his own vomit possibly compare to these 31 animals going wild. And we’re not talking about the Miami sorority girls. We’re talking about booze-hungry animals that get so wasted that they’ll hump an animal of a different species. Blacked-out animals…they’re just like us!

more about “Bear Attack!“, posted with vodpod

I’m not exactly sure what kind of tumor you have to develop in your brain to make chaining up a bear to a shed seem like a perfectly reasonable idea. But it looks as though the bear is trying to help this woman by getting it out for her…… Click to read more

This is what happens when noise-rock duo Lightning Bolt (one of the best bands recording today) meets the Muppet collective:

Isn’t Animal a dead-ringer for LB drummer Brian Chippendale?
“Dracula Mountain” is on Lightning Bolt’s seminal album, Wonderful Rainbow (2003).… Click to read more