Top 5 Celebrity Animal Maulings
March 5, 2009 by harmonleon
Filed under Features, Lists
If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not – because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings.
Nice Ribbons!
Foods Doing It
Need I Say More?
Exploding Fart
Basketball Sized...
Sexy Female Golfers
Guess That Ass
6 Insane Coincidences
Cowgirls
Neck Suck
Athlete Cameltoe
$71,000 Mustang
Hitler Sans 'stache
Freaky Forearm
Goodwill Finds