On February 2nd, CNN correspondent Anderson Cooper was assaulted by a mob supporting current president of Egypt Hosni Mubarak in Cairo. While we can all agree most reporters are fake and deserve a nice, solid punch in the face once in a while, they still have a job to do and judging by the beatdowns caught on video below, the majority of the time the attack isn’t warranted. If you see a reporter by your place tonight, give him or her a hug… or better yet, a bear hug.

If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not – because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings.