We have no clue what inspired this 32 year-old German imbecile to enter the polar bear enclosure during feeding time today at the Berlin Zoo.  We do however know it’s awesome to watch the zoo keepers attempt to rescue her.

I’m not exactly sure what kind of tumor you have to develop in your brain to make chaining up a bear to a shed seem like a perfectly reasonable idea. But it looks as though the bear is trying to help this woman by getting it out for her…

Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d recommend you stop reading right now. Otherwise, your mind is about to be blown. (more…)

Hmm, this certainly is a long snake…Tail….body, body, body……..still body……WOAH! WTF was that?!!

Slide Divider Vs Nuts
On his 18th birthday this poor guy tries to take out his friend by sliding down the slide into his legs. Unfortunately he acted too quickly and did not see the slide divider. His nuts got an up close view. I hope $400 relieves some of the pain. less

Woman Blows It On Wheel Of Fortune
Some dumb woman gets pretty far in wheel of fortune and then blows it because she cant read. Are you smarter than a 5 year old?


Dont Touch A Lions Paw
This dude just learned out the hard way that lions really dont like it when people touch their paws.