A condom has numerous purposes. One purpose involves the act of fornication. Another purpose includes creating musical compositions. We got the video to show you  exactly how it’s done – plus many other oddities in our picks of the day. Waste some time with us and watch on with video delight my friends, watch on…
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Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured a little horse with a giant baby, a seagull that loves ice cream, the perfect card for that girl with vaginal issues, IBM’s new computer, and a breakdown of Pitbull’s songs. This week, we’ve got the worst impersonators o… Click to read more

Many are calling the 84th Annual Academy Awards show the worst in history. Of course, this kind of negative feedback happens every year, but this one might just be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. One friend decided to watch Back to the Future, another encouraged me to order Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on demand. Between it and the NBA All-Star Gam… Click to read more

Last week, we showed you f*cked up figure skater faces, Insane Clown Posse’s lil sister, meat leggings, middle finger barbwire, final fantasy cosplay. This week, we’re delving into some pretty sick and twisted sh*t with a cat that looks like John Lennon or Harry Potter depending on your age, smiling rocks, Twilight cat, a Pete Wentz-Ashlee S… Click to read more

The very first issue of Rolling Stone magazine was published on November 9, 1967. In the debut issue, Jann wrote, “is not just about the music, but about the things and attitudes that music embraces.” During the 1980s the magazine began to shift focus towards being a general “entertainment” magazine. Music was still a dominant topic but there was increasing coverage of celebrities in television, movies and the pop culture of the day. The magazine also initiated its annual “Hot Issue” during this time. With it came sexier covers. To celebrate the anniversary of the mag’s premiere, we’ve pulled together its 39 sexiest covers. Take a look then vote for the one you think trumps them all in our poll below.

There are a slew of influences out there in this wet ‘n’ wild world. Ya got drugs, alcohol, TV, movies, music – just about everything and anything can make an impression on you. We write a lot about those influences and, for me at least, women seem to be the most influential. I’d say 95% of what I do on a daily basis is based on what women want and like. But, which women are the most influential? We’re talkin’ no questions asked, they yell jump and you say how high. For better or worse, they’ve got that captivating and/or motivating mojo. Who are they? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn’t exist, it’s for a good cause – breast cancer awareness. October’s slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we’ve decided to keep the list to 2011′s top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol’ glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

September 23rd is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Bisexuals remain the single most curious phenomenon. I’ve argued ad nauseum with many friends about whether or not someone can be a “true” bisexual – does that mean they have to split time equally boning boys and girls? Where’s the scoreboard? Anyway, there’s no arguing our list of the 27 sexiest celebrity bisexuals. To quote Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, “it’s okay to put us in a three-way” with any of these ladies. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Nepotism is a helluva drug. It’s rampant in just about all walks of life, but most noticeably in politics, sports, and showbiz. While some celebrity kids have a tough time living in the shadows of their larger than life parents (see Weston Cage, any of the Hanks kids), others learn from their ancestors to create their own fame. This is the premise behind Born To Be A Star, the new comedy about a corn-fed kid from the Midwest who finds out his parental units use their units to make skin flicks. While some may say it’s lazy to follow in the family biz, we fully support these hot celebs leveraging their parents’ powers to blow up big time . Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

Outside of T&A, what’s the sexiest part of a woman’s body? We gotta believe it’s the lips. When desperate times call for desperate measures, a pair of lips will do just fine. Actresses such as Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, and Carla Gugino have become well-known for their lips, but how do you make great lips even greater? Lipstick. And we know anytime something’s great, there’s usually a holiday or observance to celebrate it. Hence, National Lipstick Day (which is July 29th). Pucker up, punks, because we have 50+ pairs of perfect, pouting lips comin’ at ya! It’s okay to kiss your screen. No one’s lookin’. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

I was having a pretty crappy day because of my hangover and then I got hit with this depressing curveball: According to Us Magazine, Angelina and Brad Pitt are going to get married sometime within the next few months. Now that the whole we’re-not-going-to-get-married-until-gays-can-get-married-too shtick is up, they’re finally capitulating.
Until today, I thought I had an honest-to-god chance that maybe I’d be able to able to hit that. She seems like the crazy, quirky type that might be down for a one-night romp that only a blogger could provide. Now, I’ll just have to be content looking at photos of her. They are good photos though, check them out below.

• Don’t hog the dance circle and don’t pick on the HUGE dude (Barstool Sports)
• Kate Upton Gets Bodypainted, No Need for Any More Words (Hollywood Tuna)
• Kayaking Waterfalls at Night (Heavy)
• January Jones of X-Men First Class (Maxim)
• Dexter Doesn’t Like Renting Out ‘Certain’ Pornography (CollegeHumor)
• These Kids Can Jam (theChive)
• Christina Hendricks and Her Natural Breasts Beauty (Guyism)

See more awesome links after the jump!

May is bicycle month, not to be confused with “Bicycle Day” which is celebrated on April 19th. On that day, Albert Hofmann (the inventor of LSD) ingested 250 micrograms of the drug attempting to find how much would f*ck him up. Considering that today’s general knowledge dictates that only 20 micrograms are needed, ‘The Hof’ started bugging out. Wartime restrictions prohibited the use of vehicles so Albert was forced to ride a bicycle on what will go down in history as the most holy-sh!t journey ever made. Check out these 20 famous LSD users that followed in his bike treads after the jump.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!