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20 year old Brooklyn Decker is one of the fresh new faces featured in this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She has already accomplished so much at such a young age appearing on the covers of Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM, Glamour and headlining in ad campaigns for Gap, Victoria’s Secret and Intimissmi. Her next project will be house wife as she is engaged to tennis star Andy Roddick.

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Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner too much media attention (besides that whole Martina Hingis cocaine thing), but he’s “dating” (read: consistently boning) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.

It must be said that Decker has a killer body. But her face? In some pictures it looks lovely and striking; in others it looks…whorish. That’s a good thing, mind you: most men (like myself) enjoy – how can I put this without being too offensive – beautiful sluts.

I hate this Andy Roddick guy. What kind of man plays tennis for a living whilst boning supermodels? Oh, there are quite a few of those types, I guess.

My new goal for 2008: become an international male tennis star with loads of money and models dangling off my junk. Yeah…that’s gonna happen very soon.

Check out Brooklyn Decker’s photo gallery after the jump. (more…)