Just who in the holy hellscape is Alexander McQueen? Well, he was a British fashion designer who was chief designer at Givenchy before founding his own label. He won 4 British Designer of the Year awards as well as International Designer of the Year. Unfortunately, he passed in February 2010. But, his legacy still lives on as evidenced by the startling turnout of A-list celebrities at his Savage Beauty Costume Institute Gala held at the Met last night. We say, “startling” because we don’t even see this kind of top notch celebrity attendance at the Super Bowl, Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys combined. Don’t believe us? The proof’s in the pictures, my man. Check ‘em out after the jump!

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

Jay “The Retiree” Leno bitched and complained until he got his old show back. Conan, on the other hand, remained a class act throughout the entire debacle and received support from celebrity fans and regular ol’ nobody fans.

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…

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I don’t know what the SNL folks are smokin’ over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza these days, but I’ve gotsta get me some of that.  For the first time in years, Saturday Night Live is both funny and relevant again.  Sure, it doesn’t hurt that the world is rapidly swallowing itself and the current political arena is chock full o’ highly m… Click to read more

Plans to expand the Dunder Mifflin paper manufacturing brand have been shredded.
It was rumored that NBC was planning a spin off for The Office, but executive producer Greg Daniels is now “said to be creating an entirely different series (possibly a workplace comedy) built around Saturday Night Live‘s Amy Poehler.”
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Get your first look at director Richard Kelly’s (Donnie Darko) trailer for the upcoming sci-fi thriller, Southland Tales, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Seann William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake, Mandy Moore, Cheri Oteri and Amy Poehler.
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