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Clemson Loses Top Recruit Because They Don’t Have Chik-Fil-A

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:01:33 +0000

It reads like a headline from The Onion, but it’s real life. Four-star rated linebacker Cassanova McKinzy was recruited by Clemson University but decided to sign with the Auburn Tigers on National Signing Day because they don’t have a Chik-fil-A on campus. The real kick in the d*ck? “You had to go 15 minutes off campus to go to a real restau… Click to read more

42 Most Memorable Movie Dudes of All-Time [POLL]

Robert - Seton Hall — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:53:53 +0000

First, let's define "memorable" - it's something that's worth remembering or easily remembered. So, for our list of most memorable movie dudes, we took both meanings into consideration - male characters that are both easily remembered (you don't need hints, clues, or the like) and WORTH remembering. That's the key word here - worth. There are thousands of great performances or great actors who can bring any character to life but these male CHARACTERS are the ones we know right off the bat and are okay in our book. Check it out in our slideshow then vote for the most memorable in our poll after the jump.

21 Film Franchises With WAY Too Many Sequels

Mark - Art Institute — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:32:02 +0000

When a ~~good~~ movie ends up being a big box-office success, studios automatically think 'sequel' no matter what happened in the previous installment. It makes sense when called for (loose ends, other plausible storylines, etc.) but producers have a way of running something into the ground until it's no longer profitable. Today, we view anything beyond a trilogy as overkill but before the 70s, it was commonplace to pump out a sequel EVERY year. Some series have 21 or more installments. Thank the Big Man upstairs TV came along. Anyway, check out our list of film franchises with way too many sequels and let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Cinema’s 7 Funniest Fart Scenes In Honor of National Baked Bean Month [VIDEOS]

Robert - Seton Hall — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 19:30:10 +0000

As Louis CK so gracefully put it on his recent Daily Show appearance, farting is just plain old funny. "It comes out of your ass, it smells like poop because its been hanging out next to it for a long time and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out." From an innocent giggle to full-blown hysterical laughter, a fart joke can hit you on so many levels. In recognition of National Baked Bean Month, we have compiled the best farting scenes in movie history for your enjoyment. Check 'em out after the toot.

The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]

John - Arizona State — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 13:30:00 +0000

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can't because you're a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall - KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

The Girls Of American Pie [NATIONAL PIE DAY]

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 23:00:36 +0000

January 23rd is National Pie Day! The American Pie Council created this special day in 1986 to commemorate Crisco's 75th anniversary of "serving foods to families everywhere."bake, cook, and eat all of your favorite pies. Since the APC encourages everyone to give a pie, we thought we'd give you The Girls of American Pie. The raunchy teen / college sex comedy franchise began in 1999, a time when Napster ruled and Columbine High School was changed forever. Since the uproarious original, SIX MORE SEQUELS have followed: American Pie 2, American Wedding, Band Camp, Naked Mile, Beta House, and Book of Love. Each film had its fair share of smokeshows who showed their goods. Why not go for a baker's dozen in the series? See the pics after the jump!

8 Days of Hanukkah Hotties: Nikki Schieler Ziering (47 PICS)

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:45:49 +0000

Day 3 of our 8 Days of Hannukah Hotties features Nikki Ziering. Born Natalie Schieler, Nikki converted to Judaism and married then divorced Ian Ziering. She's on our list of Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews for a multitude of reasons. She was Playboy's Miss September 1997. She also had a pictorial in FHM in December 2001. Prior to her pictorials, Ziering modeled for Venus Swimwear and Frederick's of Hollywood. She also appeared as a Barker's Beauty on the game show The Price Is Right .

It’s A Douche-Off Courtesy of “Douchebag” The Movie

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:08:42 +0000

To celebrate today's release of the indie comedy movie, "Douchebag" we're pitting our "Douche of the Week" against douchey dbags selected by some of our partners. That's right, it's a Douche-Off! Don't forget to submit your own for a chance to win free swag!

The Greatest Teen Comedies Of The Past 30 Years

COED Staff — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 20:30:22 +0000

Issued in droves every year for the past 25 years, teen comedies are like new cars, perennially issued with the latest gadgets and gizmos to allure the consumer's eye. Each promises the latest in teenage angst, romantic longing, social shame, and sexual desperation, along with camaraderie, bonding, and sexual hijinks. Inevitably, one teenage film resembles another in its generalities; the difference between the plots of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Mean Girls is not much difference at all. It is in the particularities -- their efforts to bottle the essence of now -- that the best of the teen comedies emerge from the pack.

24 Totally Unrealistic Sex Scenes in Movies

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:30:43 +0000

If you're a virgin and you exclusively watch porn, oh boy, are you in for a surprise come prom night. People criticize porn for heightening expectations to near unattainable levels, but mainstream Hollywood doesn't really do much of a better job keeping expectations in check. However, most movies with sex scenes tend to glorify the act, which we have absolutely no issue with. We just don't think the following sex scenes should get any screen time at the next sex ed class.