While we Americans get all riled up for the airbrushed action of American Gladiators, the Japanese one-up us with their true-blue displays of athleticism and pure entertainment.

As I explained in my Knight Rider review, the majority of American television producers spend far too much time bolstering their production when they should be giving us…I don’t know…what we want?

To make my point clearer, let’s compare our TV shows to Japanese TV shows. (more…)

Some secret behind the scenes American Gladiator Auditions tapes were just released. I have no idea why some of these guys were rejected.

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Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]

Sexy Halloween Costume – Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit – Gallery [Barstool Sports]

Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]

Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]

Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site

Sly Stallone looks like sh*t [Beyond Hollywood]

New Megan Fox movie in the works [Buzzfeed]

Dog Shoots Man [With Leather]

Tila Tequila is a Slutty Schoolgirl [Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa is sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

One of the Jonas Bros gets plastic surgery [Just Jared]

Howard Stern David Letterman Video [Pop Crunch]

Breaking News! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!! [Bastardly]

Michelle Rodriguez should shave her arm pits [IDLYITW]

Say Anything – Wow I Can Get Sexual Too [YouTube]

• Rumors are abound that the Nintendo Wii emits a sound frequency that attracts cockroaches. It’s either that or the source of this rumor is just your average slob gamer who hasn’t cleaned his living room since the original Rygar came out.

• Stop biting your nails, clearing your throat and talking loudly on your cellphone, please.

• Hulk Hogan wants to pummel Rosie O’ Donnell. Ewwwww

• Define “middle-class” families.

• They say it took 18 months for the smile of the world’s first face transplant patient to come back; it will take equally as long for me to get my erection back after seeing her without make-up.

• If you ignore the terrible font, you’ll see one of the coolest photos of the year.

• No speak English? No cheesesteak for you!