The Girls of American Apparel

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No matter what you think about the clothes, American Apparel has, hands down, the hottest ads we’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re not just the hottest ads, but some of the hottest pictures, period. From using porn stars as models to showing as much skin as possible as a rule (we’re taking straight up naked), American Apparel has pushed the limits of advertising in the US to an awesomely sexy level. And to show our gratitude, we’ve put together a collection of the hottest AA girls ever. So strap on your ironic headband, orange unitard and take a gander at the gorgeous girls of American Apparel.

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Music Video Pimps: MGMT’s “Electric Feel”

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When you mix the nonchalant coolness of Flight of The Concords with the sometimes disco grooves of Beck, you get something extra rad: MGMT. Now throw in some Amazon rain forest, hot hipster chicks, and psychedelic body paint and you get the trippy new video from MGMT for their song, “Electric Feel”.

Tell me ONE thing that is wrong with any of the following things:

  • Hotties in American Apparel dresses
  • ET-esque motorcycles flying through the sky
  • Dancing bears playing music Chuck-E-Cheese style
  • Insinuations of drug orgies
  • A band from Brooklyn, New York actually having some substance

I know, you’re baffled. You’re baffled because there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of these components that help to make up one of the sickest videos I have ever seen-and one of the sexiest songs I have ever heard.

Check out the MGMT’s new “Electric Feel” video after the jump! (more…)

The Daily Shocker: Real-Life Pirates in Battle!

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It finally happened: the epic battle of our lifetime. Somebody please tell these guys (and gals?) that it’s the year 2007, not 1655.

VIDEO: Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason – but who cares? She’s very, very hot/dirty/slutty/fake. And spankeriffic (skip to :45 for the “booty spin”).

You haven’t downloaded porn until you’ve downloaded it on a water-cooled, Steampunk PC.

A “haunted swing” has swung for days…10 days straight to be exact.

American Apparel: the brainchild of a dirty, drugged-up old man with a handlebar mustache. (That makes him sound sort of cool, but he’s actually a world-class douche.)

The new wave of mannequins got dat bump!

Way to go, Paris, Lindsay and Britney: you’ve succeeded in your mission.

Skinny People Have Been Forgotten in a Fat World

jcrew shirtThe Magnificent Bastard gives us answers as to why clothing companies make shirts for fat people but not for skinny semi-built guys.

“Q: Why are shirts made for the fat f***ers of the world and not for slim build guys. Is it still ok, not to want to have baggy clothing that makes you look as if you have just been released from prison?”
—Bystander

See the answer after the jump… (more…)