WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always lived in America’s shadow. But now it seems that our neighbors to the north are owning us in some pretty important caragories: wealth, happieness and sex.
A recent study shows that Canadians work less, live longer, enjoy better health, are wealthi… Click to read more

UWIRE introduced the top players to check out at the 2008 College World Series, and I was surprised by one name not incuded on the list.
UWIRE’s list had all the generic favorites: Buster Posey, Alex White, Gordon Beckham. But surprisingly, the list does not contain Seattle Mariner’s top pick of the 2008 draft, Georgia closer Josh Fields. I saw h… Click to read more

Try as I might, I just can’t keep my fridge looking nice.
For one thing, it’s small and has to house two sets of foodstuffs (me and my roommate’s), and for another, it was already gross when we moved in.
Every once in a while the roommate or I will feebly attempt to sponge off decades worth of black stuff that better not be anything other than mold, or Lysol the… Click to read more

The Morning Show‘s Mike and Juliet totally have their fingers on the pulse of young America as evidenced by their latest buzzworthy topic, “Drunkorexia.”
Drunkorexia (also known as “drunk-arexia”; take your pick) is the name of a media-approved epidemic that describes the daily behavior of every well-adjusted girl in… Click to read more

My mom wanted me to go to Columbia – where she went.
My dad wanted me to go to Boston College – where he went.
Of course, I chose a third option – head west to the lovely San Diego State University.
Riiiiiight – hot chicks, warm weather and palm trees year round…that is a no brainer for any heterosexual 18 year old dude that just fini… Click to read more

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!
Acting oddly reserved – as well as staunchly American; check the bale of hay and brown-bottle beer – Colbert first announced that he would “consider” announcing an announcement on th… Click to read more

The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq… Click to read more

Stalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics?
Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s decline will be coordinating open-forum debates with the top-tier Presidential candidates on college campuses around the country starting in September.
Candidates confirmed for these nationwide even… Click to read more

First there were rumors that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of “Fall Out Boy” got “his and hers nose jobs” and although there is no proof I wouldn’t put it past them. Then the rumors were flying that Simpson was knocked up. If this were true I’d petition for a court ordered paternity test cause I’m still convinced W… Click to read more