My 21st birthday sucked on a massively epic level. Shots in a frat brother’s room while wearing pajamas, watching either They Live or Wall Street then running around the house like I just won the World Series of Super Bowls only to have my brothers force feed me booze to make me puke, which I did, all over the girl I was trying to bone. These things never end w… Click to read more

The highly anticipated release of Captain America: The First Avenger is finally upon us and though many countries tried to block its distribution or change its name, Marvel’s real American hero is poised to break all kinds of records at the box office. As we told you in Wrap It Up, there’s a teaser trailer for The Avengers after Captain America’s credits roll, so be on the lookout for that. In the meantime, to get you amped for what could be THE superhero film of the summer, we’ve rallied the truly choice troops donning red, white, and blue into a gallery that does Ol’ Glory right. Check out the pics of Patriotic Hotties after the jump.

This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don’t worry, we won’t though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

Where were YOU when you heard, read, or watched the report that the most evil motherf***er on planet Earth (and possibly the galaxy) Osama bin Laden was killed? Twitter almost spontaneously combusted. Chants of “U-S-A! U-S-A!” broke out everywhere. After terrorizing and mocking America for the better part of the past 20 or so years, OBL is RIP. Of course, we’re hoping that ‘P’ is really an ‘H’ (as in “Hell”) and “Rest” is “Rot”. To celebrate the devil incarnate’s demise, we’ve assembled a photo gallery of “America. F*** Yeah!” demotivational posters. We really think 5/1 should be a national holiday. Cue Team America: World Police.

• 9 Of Brock’s Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments!

• The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence

• Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers?

• Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks

• It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father

• Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy

See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Holy crap – Fourth of July upon us. And that means it’s time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin’ the red, white and blue boobs.

There’s no country in the entire world (and dare we say it, the entire universe) more powerful, more respectable, and more willing to risk their lives over a few cool firework displays. And that’s why we make sure to get extra-wasted and extra-sunburnt and extra-excited about hot dog eating contests on the Fourth of July. Because we’re that proud to be living in America, land of the free and home of 429 drunk girls kissing.

Sure, Americans may dominate football, baseball, and basketball. But there are at least eight sports that Americans can hardly play at all…or to put it bluntly, they suck at playing. Take a look at the sports that most Americans will never be good enough to play professionally.

We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

We all know now that Erin Andrews is, hands down, the hottest sportscaster America can produce. But who’s America’s hottest newscaster? Luckily for us all, our good friends at Asylum.com have answered exactly that question, as well as providing you with 18 other broadcasting babes to feast your eyes upon, in The Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America.

Holy crap – Fourth of July weekend is already upon us. And that means it’s time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin’ the red, white and blue boobs.

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed t… Click to read more

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently… Click to read more

Okay, so a monk walks into a Best Buy. This isn’t a joke.

He buys three CDs, eight movies, two computer games, Adobe Illustrator CS3, the entire X-Files series, Microsoft Office Professional, and Rosetta Stone v3, so he can learn Swahili to communicate with his half-sister. The cost of all that? Easily over $2,500. Two weeks ago he bought Autodesk Maya… Click to read more

In the light of this July 4th, let’s remember, for a moment, why we celebrate this holiday–a day born of rebellion against an unjust system of Government, enacted by a people willing to stand up for what they believed.
As we stand today, engulfed by these tumultuous times, it seems prudent to go back to the wisdom of our beginning–our Decla… Click to read more