As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.

Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com.

Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts.

As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.