Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever – your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see.

Now, not only do you have all the photos of the hottest pole vaulter on the planet all in one place, you’ve got dozens upon dozens of new snapshots to salivate over. We’re not exactly sure what saint took all these pictures or how they got online, but to whoever’s responsible, we’d like to buy you a beer…or 100.

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We know, we know–Week In Re-Boob is supposed to go up on Monday. We’re sorry. Between a vicious Olympics hangover and enough technical difficulties to make the entire COED staff want to move to Appalachia and become hermits, we failed to get this up yesterday. But instead of denying you the grandness of a wall of hot babes, we’re putting this up a day late. So now you can relax and enjoy this week’s Week In Re-Boob!

Yelena Isinbayeva vs Allison Stokke

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Yelena Isinbayeva, the slavic stunner, just won Olympic gold in the pole vault competition. So we know she’s good. But is she hot enough to beat the goddess of Track and Field, Alison Stokke? We could spend all night trying to decide, so we hand the judgement over to you.

Which athletic hottie wins on your score card?