Happy New Year, you sloppy effing lush! Yes, the clock has turned and the ball has dropped and your head is effing pounding from the stupid mixture of bullsh*t shots, champagne and whatever else got placed in your hand last night. Sure, it sounded like a good idea at the time. I mean, it wasn’t 1999, but if your like us here at COED, it’s balls deep or not at all.
So, now that the parties over and you’ve hugged the porcelain throne more times than your favorite MeeMaw gasping for air on her death bed, it’s time to get yourself feeling like half a human again. Here are 9 fool-proof New Year’s Hangover Cures that promise to get you moving back in the right direction.

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