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Time Magazine unveiled their 2010 Person of the Year issue featuring an emotionless Mark Zuckerberg, sporting a despondent, almost alien-like facial expression. We couldn’t help but notice the resemblance to another famous despondent alien-like creature… Meathead from the the 1984 teen comedy classic “Meatballs 2″. After adding Meathead’s signature yellow rain hat, we think there’s a good possibility these two fiveheads were separated at birth. Me-Ted… Me-Mark. What do you think?

In early July, 1947, a mysterious object crashed on a ranch 30 miles north of Roswell. The Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a statement claiming to have recovered a crashed “flying disk.” Since then, our celestial cousins and their sweet spacecrafts have been featured in countless films.

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station received a special software upgrade this week – personal access to the Internet and the World Wide Web via the ultimate wireless connection.  Communication was cut off for three and a half minutes.  When communication was re-established the astronauts seemed much less . . .er. . .stressed.
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Alright, this very well may be fake – but I don’t think it is. At least not yet. The video is from an unmanned sewer camera. And the thing in the video is… I have no f**king clue, but it scares the sh*t out of me. Some people claim it’s just plant roots that are very reactive to light, others say it’s just “a sack of sewer worms”. OK, but since when have either of those things existed?

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
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