This has been a crazy year here at COED, with more T&A-filled nonsense than a Japanese game show. And we’re proud of what we’ve done. (Maybe not proud in a, “Hey mom, check this out” kinda way, but happy with the outcome, nonetheless.) So to remember the highlights of 2008, we’ve put together the 10 most popular stories from the past 12 months. From handstands to Handbras, we’ve covered the events in the finest way we know how – with smokin’ hot chicks leading the way. So get ready for the best of the best. And farewell, 2008 – you’ve been a crazy son-of-a-bitch.

#10 The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time

Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

#9 The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.

With nine World Championship medals already in the bag–and a fresh Olympic gold, which she earned Thursday night in the women’s gymnastics overall competition–this 18-year-old comes from an immaculate pedigree, her father winning Olympic gold at the ‘88 Games on the horizontal bars for the Soviets, her mother a World Champion rhythmic Russian gymnast.

And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.

#8 The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

#7 COED’s Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians

Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.

In the years to come, we hope to see the likes of Lolo Jones, Almudena Cid, Cat Osterman, Jenn Stuczynski, Alona Bondarenko, Rita Dravucz, Yelena Isinbayeva, and of course, Alison Stokke. But for now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.

#6 The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. Not only do these vixens of stats and plays deliver awesome (and sometimes hilarious) sideline reporting and interviews, they add a woman’s touch to an ugly man’s world, making it all worthwhile–even when your team loses. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

#5 The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.

In addition to donating, what’s a better way to help celebrate this important month than by sorting through all the greatest sweater kittens from history to bring you the 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time? Answer: There isn’t one.

#4 Sexy Halloween Costumeless

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

#3 Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007

These girls can out-run you, out-swim you; shut you down in a game of full-court b-ball, ski faster and jump higher than you ever will. They have physical prowess in their respective sport, and unlike 99% of the other girls in their league are incredibly nice to look at!

Without further ado, here are the Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007. Check out each girl’s gallery and vote in the poll for your top choice.

#2 The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007

Along with sex-tapes, scandalous pictures of hot celebrities were all the rage in 2007, culminating with the following 20 photo collections.

Some of the sexy photo collections on display are from print magazines (one of which introduced Megan Fox to the world) and Hollywood red-carpet events; but the majority were made infamous because the candid shots were not intended for the internet (we’re looking at you, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Antonella Barba).

#1 Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

10 Hottest College Football WAGS

Alicia Sacramone Wants To Be A TV Star

Singer Cassie Had Photoshoot Sex With Photographer

Sarah Palin Africa Comment Part of a Giant “Hoax”

Taylor Swift Looking Foxy at the CMA’s

Led Zeppelin Seeks New Singer, Steven Tyler

Pics of Christina Aguilera Sh*t Faced

Eva Herzigova Topless In DT Magazine

Trailer For Roland Emmerich’s End Of World Thriller 2012

Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page

Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures Look Like Fun

San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders Are Bootylicious

Ari Gold is King Douche

Video of Plane Hitting A Cow

Awesome Hillbilly Shootout

He Said/She Said: Dudes and Random Hook Ups

Motorcycle Showoff Owned Badly on New Bike

“Entourage Air” Now Flying From NYC to Las Vegas

Michelle Hunziker’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Miranda Kerr at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2008

Gold Medalist Alicia Sacramone Sauna Pics!

What’s Lurking Between Your Sheets?

Club 418 Is More Than You Can Handle

Weather Man Makes 69 Joke on Live TV

Bums Of The Big 12: Rotten Tooths!

Kid Falls From Roof Onto Metal Rail

Helen Mirren Is Sorta Cool With Date Rape

2 Years Ago: Erica Durance at The CW Launch Party

5 Most Depressing Rock Bands That Are/Were Commercially Popular

Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.

In the years to come, we hope to see the likes of Lolo Jones, Almudena Cid, Cat Osterman, Jenn Stuczynski, Alona Bondarenko, Rita Dravucz, Yelena Isinbayeva, and of course, Alison Stokke. But for now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.

Check Out COED’s Naked Olympian Pics after the jump. (more…)

Here it is folks. The Week in Re-Boob for the week that was August 11th – 15th… all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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Friday, August 15th

Olivia Munn Breast Massage

Sometimes, life grants you a small pleasure that just makes your day.

But rarely do you get the amazingly awesome, fantastic, supple pleasure of giving Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn a freakin’ breast massage, like what’s his name gets to do in this snippet of television gold.

The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.

And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.

Thursday, August 14th

COED Remembers: Parties At The Playboy Mansion

You’re going to want to sit down for this one: Hugh Hefner has decided to stop throwing his epic Playboy Mansion parties, in an attempt to cut costs. After his recent “Midsummer Night’’s Dream” gala, Hefner announced that his upcoming Halloween bash will be the last.

So, instead of drinking ourselves into a suicidal stupor because of this sad news, we’ve decided to celebrate the bootylicious bashes The Mansion has give us the world by compiling galleries of all the infamous, skin-tastic parties of the past. So grab a cocktail, sit back, and take a journey through all the best parties you were never cool enough to attend in the first place.

Wednesday, August 13th

The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

How To Fly With Pot

Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly how to sneak a bit on board without the Department of Homeland security shoving a German shepherd up your a**. But remember, if you still get caught, we’ve never met…

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been sitting around on the couch, watching the best athletes in the world compete for international greatness while you stuff your face with Funyuns and refill your beer helmet thinking, “Where the helldo all these amazing athletes come from?”

Tuesday, August 12th

COED Presents: Brett Favre The College Years

No matter how many games he’ll win in the East Rutherford swamp this year, Brett Favre’s majestic career will be forever remembered in the minds of fans with a Packers jersey and a three day old beard. Most people don’t remember, or don’t even know about, his extraordinary collegiate career at Southern Mississippi. Those glorious four years are merely stat lines preceding his NFL career, yet instead of wondering about what the future holds for football’s number 4 let’s take a look at his past; a look at Brett Favre: The College Years.

Prime Time Babe Battle: “Mad Men” vs “Friday Night Lights”

This marks the start of our ongoing series, “Prime Time Babe Battle,” which highlights all the lovely ladies of the small screen. They’re those sultry vixens who come into our homes, grip our imaginations and leave us high and dry at each commercial break. This week, we set up Mad Men’s January Jones, Elizabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks against Friday Night Lights‘ Adrianne Palicki, Minka Kelly and Aimee Teagarden. Deciding the hottest show on television is up to you.

Alison Carroll is Lara Croft #9 [Pics]

Joining the ranks of sexy fictional battle-spelunkers comes the newest model for Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, Alison Carroll. Having recently quit her job as a receptionist to be the analog-embodiment of this digital uber-hottie full-time, Carroll is a former gymnast who’s performed routines for Prince Charles and choreographed an award-winning junior gymnastics team. So let’s welcome Alison how we’ve welcomed all the Lara Crofts before her, by oogling.

Monday, August 11th

The Dark Side of the Beijing Opening Ceremony

No opening ceremony for any Olympics before has been so well-directed, massive, awesome…or made us wish we were on drugs so much as the incredible spectacle of Beijing’s opening ceremony last Friday night. The drums, the lights, the giant screen and 15,000 people running, fighting, flying–it was a visual orgasm.

But we’ve done you one better. To help you enjoy the Beijing opening ceremony to its fully-influenced potential, we at COED have made “The Dark Side of the Beijing” mash-up, combining the opening ceremony with Pink Floyd’s infamous “Dark Side of the Moon.” The Wizard of Oz ain’t got nothin’ on this…

The Week in Re-Boob: Aug 4th – 8th

Here it is folks.  The Week in Re-Boob for the week that was August 4th – 8th… all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

Misty May Treanor & Kerri Walsh Play With Bush

mmm… Leighton Meester

U.S. Olympic Hottie Alicia Sacramone Knocks Out Some Dude

COED Presents: The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone – 40+ Pictures of You Know What

Sienna Miller’s Got an ‘O’ Face

Caption This Picture: Super-Fatty!

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Light Up Leno

Racist Easter Bunny

Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

France Sucks!! — ‘Aw Yeah!’

Michael Phelps Beijing Olympic Training Regimen…

It’s MILF Monday!!!

A Goonies Sequel is in the Works?

Melissa Theuriau Topless and Pregnant

What Constitutes Cheating in the College World?

Joanna Krupa Topless Pictures

Some Opening Ceremony Fireworks Were Faked