Today’s WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

Turn back the clock to a time of scrunched hair, neon color schemes and eight bit arcades! Though it’s reputation for campiness is well deserved, there were some awesome shows gracing the major broadcast networks back in the 80′s.