Like baseball, the consumption of alcohol is perhaps one of America’s greatest pastimes, enjoyed by everyone from bisexual starlets to playboy billionaires to Fab Five members. Who doesn’t love knocking back a few cold ones while watching your sh*t-faced frat brother sloppily singing Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” (dude needs a gf, btw)? Of course, people love to throw numbers around, but that can get real boring real quick, so, to give your eyeballs a break, the Photoshop savvy brohams at Phlebotomist put together this intoxicating infographic for us! Check it out after the jump!

The notion that scotch is reserved only for middle aged men conducting business deals in a smoky boardroom should be utterly debunked. The fact is, you’re never too young to start drinking a good glass of scotch – well, according to federal law, you can be – especially when there are so many great benefits to doing so. You’ll stand out from the crowd of beer guzzlers at the bar for one thing, as well as produce a Mad Men-esque aura that makes the chicks swoon. Become the discerning gentleman at the next party or local watering hole with these five scotches that will class up your drinking game!

Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

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It’s no wonder why 40s are the drink of choice on most college campuses. Why would you spend $3.50 for a 12 ounce beer when you could get 40 ounces of delicious malt liquor for half that price and twice the ABV? It’s so popular, the competitive kids created a drinking game called, “Edward 40 Hands,” in which players duct-tape 40s to… Click to read more

Things are heating up in the Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge and so far, COED’s Morganette Nicole is in Las Vegas among the Elite 8 and has an excellent chance of moving on to the Final Four. But we’re not out of the woods (heh, “woods”) quite yet and anything can happen – so that’s why we urgently need your votes! Voting for the Elite 8 ends Friday at 9PM (EST), so hurry over to bracketmaster.spike.com and fill out your bracket for the chance to win some sweet prizes, and don’t forget to vote for our girl, Nicole!

Main St. analyzed data from a nationwide survey of 350,000 adults conducted by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to find the 10 cities that drink the most. They ranked the cities by adding up the percentage of residents who admit to heavy drinking (men having more than two drinks a day and women having more than one) and binge drinking (men have had five or more drinks at a time on one or more occasions and women have had four or more). See which cities made the cut along with pics of their hottest natives and residents after the jump!

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us – and by that we mean St. Patrick’s Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we’d most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they’re animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn’t mind in the least!

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There’s a totally new fitness workout that’s about to take the world by storm! And it’s hosted by non-other than Captain Morgan himself – because we all know that there’s three things pirates are famous for: looting, pillaging and developing high intensity/ low resistance workout programs. So forget about all those fad diets, expensive gyms and complicated machines. If you want a truly chiseled body just follow the Captain. So, check it out then vote for our Morganette Nicole in the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.

Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!

You know those chain emails that never seem to die? Whether it’s the video of the girlfriend who didn’t realize her boyfriend went on vacation or the e*** email response from the dude whose girlfriend cheated on him and BCC’d 100 people, good chain emails have the ability to do a full circle and make you laugh just as hard as the first time you read them. That’s the case with this chain email that found its way back to our inbox. While some people give up drinking for Lent to get healthier, they might want to change their mind after reading this article.

For many drink enthusiasts, Scotch and Bourbon stand strongest at opposite ends of the “brown spirit” battlefield. To the West, the sweet punch to the face of Bourbon, America’s whiskey; to the East, Scotch whisky — a deep, smoky Highland warrior.

They say of all the great inventions man’s ever created, alcohol could be the best. So, it’s no wonder humanity’s greatest minds would invent bigger, bolder, and better ways to enjoy man’s greatest invention. From the flabongo to the morning after pill, we present to you the 15 best booze-related inventions. See the full list after the jump!