If you guys are anything at all like us at COED, you like to get your sleep…and by that I mean you like getting wasted staying up until 4:00 a.m. and sleeping until the following afternoon. Now this article is by no means telling you to avoid nights like those, but the approaching New Year means that you’ve got to try doing something new. Countless hours are wasted (or enjoyed) just laying in bed when you could be out and about getting a kick a*s start to your day! After the jump read the eight best reasons to wake up earlier and start your day on the right foot.

Ever wish you could afford one of those home security kits that protects your doors and windows and all that good stuff? And doesn’t take any time to set up? Or maintain? And that doesn’t have wires that you have to string all over the place? Oh, and cheap too? Read our resident tech expert’s opinion on how this Swann Wireless Security System responds when you need it the most. Review after the jump!

This dude created the world’s biggest alarm clock, which is not only controlled by a computer, it’s hooked up to hydraulics and pretty much proves that he has no friends. Besides just waking you up (in a way that would immediately launch me into a murderous rage), this thing can also serve as a pretty sweet sexy toy bed -but I’m sure he never thought of that…