In today’s edition of “Wrap It Up”, DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger’s tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O’s nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy’s Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Well, hot damn! Everyone seems to be on Twitter these days, including a ton of your favorite Porn Stars! By following their feeds, not only are you one click away from chatting with some of the sexiest chicks in the industry, you get to learn about what their lives are like when they’re not, um, working… You know, if you’re into that kind of thing.