The alarm screams at 7:54 AM, tearing me out of dream in which I was awkwardly going back to my high school prom. I am already not a fan of this day.
I do my best to get up and into the shower without falling asleep and slamming my head against the tile wall. Running downstairs, gulping a few spoonfuls of cereal and grabbing my keys, I make it out the door just in time.
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If you live in Thailand and feel a little embarrassed about buying condoms, just take out a home loan.
Kasikorn Bank recently launched a “condoms for confidenceâ€? campaign at around 60 branches in Thailand, hoping free prophylactics will help raise awareness of HIV/AIDS in the “generally conservativeâ€? country.
An unidentified bank spokesman ex… Click to read more

Hmmm…where do I begin to explain the premise of 9 Doors?
Players control a semi-animated stick figure – and when I say semi-animated I mean intentionally bootleg for comedic purposes; think “End of the World”. Anyways, there are nine doors. One door leads to yayness and the rest lead to death.
Simply start by choosing doors. Pick a… Click to read more

Yeah, yeah, yeah – dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA – puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…
Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs – case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths – Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges – let al… Click to read more