If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives.  These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them.  Thank you, Cinco.  Thank you.

#5  Thocks

Combining the sexy allure of a women’s thong with the comfort of business socks, it’s Thocks!

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#4 The G.F. Spooner

Now you can finally spoon your girlfriend and be cool with your bros, just ask John Mayer.

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#3 My New Pep-Pep

Cinco’s newest toy is a replica Pep-Pep with authentic smells and candy!

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#2 Candy Tails

Now sucking on your hair is sweeter than ever.

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#1 The Urinal Shower

Cinco’s latest product creates a unique shower experience in the comfort of any public restroom.

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So you got a new camera and/or computer for Christmas and your not quite sure what to do with it. Well lucky for you, Channel Five’s very own Dr. Steve Brule has consulted his nephew Josh and apparently it’s all about going viral and gettin’ lots of hits. Steven Brule, Hoy, Hoy.

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Take notes. These dance steps will prove invaluable when wooing the ladies.

No lap will ever be safe until this guy is apprehended and placed behind bars.  From the geniuses who brought you “I Sit Down When I Pee” and “What Do You Call That?”, here is the sardonically irreverent classic “Sit On You.”

I’ve heard a zillion whacked out theories about where babies come from, but Lil’ Bobby Stoan’s takes the cake in song.  The geniuses at Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show have succeeded yet again making something so wrong, feel so incredibly right… Great Job!

Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.

I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.

That said, television is going through a bit of a renaissance, coming out of the dark ages of the 90’s fictional fluff and finding more real, interesting stories in characters. (Battlestar Galactica, anyone?) Still, I cannot be bothered to turn my set on, because even the good shows share time and ad space with a complete bevy of reality TV garbage.

So I like the programming but cannot stand the delivery. What am I to do? Like most problems, this one can be solved by the interweb’s dump truck tubes. TV is available everywhere online. Most of it perfectly legally! Some of it in legal gray areas! Lets take a look.

Check out the Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online after the jump! (more…)

Here’s another gem from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! – With the G.F. Spooner, you can finally spoon your girlfriend AND be cool with your bros… just ask John Mayer.

Dr. Steve Brule is back with yet another essential tip for those difficult life situations.

Another disgustingly hilarious classic from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show–Great Job!, Candy Tails aren’t just delicious, they’re “barely tastes like horse hair” delicious!