No matter what you think about the clothes, American Apparel has, hands down, the hottest ads we’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re not just the hottest ads, but some of the hottest pictures, period. From using porn stars as models to showing as much skin as possible as a rule (we’re taking straight up naked), American Apparel has pushed the limits of advertising in the US to an awesomely sexy level. And to show our gratitude, we’ve put together a collection of the hottest AA girls ever. So strap on your ironic headband, orange unitard and take a gander at the gorgeous girls of American Apparel.

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When talking about olden times, people often  fail to mention that at the time, people apparently did tons of hardcore drugs. But it’s not like they could help it – everything from booze to pot to heroin to Quaaludes were the special ingredients in everyday remedies. Seriously – the whole thing was like a g*ddamn Phish concert.

Check out this awesome collection of old school ‘medicine’ ads here!

Everybody knows, smoking kills. From Truth’s “hip” viral marketing campaigns to your Aunt Debby’s constant hacking, the fact that tobacco use kills more than 5 million people per year and is the cause of six of the world’s eight leading causes of death shouldn’t surprise anyone. And yet people keep smoking. For that reason, anti-smoking organizations continue pumping out some of the most vile, disgusting images on television. From singing cowboys to crying children, the shock-and-awe tactics of these “public service” ad campaigns can nauseate even the strongest stomachs. (more…)

Way back in 1993, AT&T released a series of commercials called “You Will,” which showed off some “fantasy” technology that they predicted would become a reality in the coming years. Watching them now, it’s amazing how many things they got right. It’s almost too good…

Advertisements.  Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.  From the repetitively obnoxious  (FreeCreditReport.com) to the overtly sexual (Victoria’s Secret), we are bombarded hundreds of times daily by the nauseous pollution of advertising.  But it wasn’t always this way.

There once was a time when advertisements were artful, non-intrusive and suggestively sexy, more of a choice rather than the chore they have become today. So the next time you hear “Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a free ipod,” remember these 50 Kick Ass Vintage Ads.  Oh… and also remember we need you to click ours

Check Out 50 Kick Ass Vintage Ads Here

HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!

Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know pedophilia is different, but check the ads and tell me they’re not catering to both): (more…)