Chelsea Handler ‘Playboy’ Pictures

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Derek Jeter’s Slew of Sloppy Seconds

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After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He’s currently hooked up with “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly. But that’s only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.

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The 52 Best Breasts of All-Time

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It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

Click thumbnail to view full gallery – and don’t forget to vote at the end!

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Sorry iPhone, Hot Babes Love the Blackberry

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As an iPhone user, it can sometimes seem like every other person on Earth also has an iPhone. But it turns out that one very important demographic has shunned the nifty touch screen device: hot chicks. To document this strange phenomena, our friends over at Ziggytek.com have compiled the 12 hottest “Hollywood” stunners who’ve turned their backs on Apple for the Blackberry.

Check out all the Blackberry hotties, here!

Kana Tsugihara is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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We’d like you to meet exotic Japanese hottie, Kana Tsugihara. The incredibly sexy ‘Gravure idol’ rocks an amazing 34F bust, which we didn’t even know was possible on someone so tiny (she’s 5′2″). The bikini godess gained fame in Japan by appearing in magazines, on television and at promotional events. But something tells us it’s her glorious sweater puppies that have done most of the, uh, heavy lifting.

Kana Tsugihara is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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The Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

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There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are – and how much you want to/can’t motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

Click thumbnail to view full gallery – and don’t forget to vote at the end!

Check out 44-1 here!

Adriana Lima’s Husband Is A Rapist?

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The Week In Re-Boob: Feb 23rd – March 2nd

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Welp, it’s Monday, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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The Top 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Sport 2009

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It’s no secret – sports stars get the hottest tail out of anyone on the planet. In fact, the girls they pull are so fly, they have their own category of hotness: WAGs – wives and girlfriends. Here in the US, we got this ball rolling in 2007 with “The Top 20 Sexiest Athletes’ Wives of 2007” and again last May with “The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer.” But in the last year, the category has blown up to include all big-time professional sports. So we’ve narrowed down this massive field of sexy ladies to The Top 50 WAGs of World Sport 2009. This one’s so hot it requires a breather! (more…)

The Top 50 Sexiest WAGs Of World Sport 2009 : 25 – 01

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#25  Amanda Harrington

Significant Other: Joey Barton [Futbol, Newcastle]

Is it us, or are the Brits exporting some of the best looking girls on the planet these days? Crowned miss Liverpool at the age of 16, not only does Amanda have a great body and a gorgeous face, she’s got that English accent that makes American men melt.

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#24  Bianca Kajlich

Significant Other: Landon Donovan [Soccer, LA Galaxy]

Currently starring on CBS comedy Rules of Engagement, Kajick (pronounced (ky-lick) is a half Czech, half Italian, American born working actress. She’s made the Maxim ‘Hot 100′ twice, which bodes well for her babe status.

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#23  Federica Ridolfi

Significant Other: Giuliano Giannichedda [Futbol, Livorno]

This 34-year-old bangin’ bodied brunette gained most of her fame simply by being the daughter of Italian actor Gianni Ridolfi. Besides that, she’s appeared in various Italian television shows, including Quelli che… il calcio, a sports and comedy show. But mostly, she’s just really, really freakin’ hot.

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#22  Jennifer Walcott

Significant Other: Adam Archuleta [Football, Oakland Raiders]

Born in classy Youngstown, Ohio, this brunette bombshell is best known for what we wish every hottie was best known for – stripping down in the pages of Playboy. She spent her high school years cheerleading at Lowellville High School and originally wanted to be a veterinarian. And not only is she sexy, but she can also string words together, having won a statewide Reader’s Digest poetry contest.

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#21  Noémie Lenoir

Significant Other: Claude Makéléle [Futbol, Paris St. Germain]

Twenty-nine-year-old French model and actress Noémie Lenoir was first spotted by a Ford Model scout at age 6. And in 2001, she signed with cosmetics giant L’Oréal along with showing off her awesome bod for Victoria’s Secret, Gap and Next and made an appearance in Rush Hour 3.

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#20  Ingrid Vandebosch

Significant Other: Jeff Gordon [Nascar]

Belgian supermodel and actress Ingrid Vanderbosch first got her taste of modeling after winning the Elite Look of the Year Award in 1990. But it wasn’t until 1996 that her career took off. And by 1999, she was working for Christian Dior and has appeared in magazines such as ELLE, Marie Claire, Vogue and Glamour.

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#19  Meghan Allen

Significant Other: Devin Harris [Basketball, New Jersey Nets]

After appearing in eight episodes of disgustoid-extravaganza, Fear Factor, Meghan took a turn in the sexy direction, posing for Playboy in 2005 in the “Women of Fear Factor” feature. In 2007, she was voted Cyber Girl of the Week and was Cyber Girl of the Month for January 2008.

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#18  Minka Kelly

Significant Other: Derek Jeter [Baseball, New York Yankees]

Derek Jeter’s new muse, Minka Kelly sits near the top of our list of hottest chicks on the planet. The daughter of Aerosmith’s Rick Dufay, Minka is one of the stars of the television series Friday Night Lights and will be playing a role in the upcoming film 500 Days of Summer.

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#17  Kelly Brook

Significant Other: Danny Cipriani [Rugby, England]

Arguably the most well known actress in England, this brunette is the definition of bombshell. She’s appeared on the cover of pretty much every “lad mag,” including GQ, Loaded and FHM. And she’s appeared on “FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World” every year since 2005. And we happen to think she’s a fantastic person.

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#16  Kelly Carlson

Significant Other: Tie Domi [Hockey, Retired]

Getting her start in theater, American actress Kelly Carlson is best known for her role as “Kimber Henry” on FX series Nip/Tuck, which is currently in its fifth season. She’s also appeared in multiple feature films, including 3000 Miles to Graceland, Paparazzi and Made of Honor.

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#15  Sylvie van der Vaart-Meis

Significant Other: Rafael van der Vaart [Futbol, Real Madrid]

This Dutch model may be pushing 30, but looking at her you’d never know it. She hardly looks a day over 21 (those Dutch and their invincible genes!). A career model and TV hostess, she was elected Holland’s Sexiest Female in 2003.

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#14  Lisa Dergan Podsednik

Significant Other: Scott Podsednik [Baseball, Chicago White Sox]

Lisa Dergan is as hot as sportscasters get. There are none hotter, or more willing to take it all off for her fans. Getting a break in 2001, Lisa was hired for a weekend sports show on L.A.’s KCBS. She’s a former St. Pauli Girl, was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for July ‘98, and she’s been in special editions of the magazine six times. Beat that!

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#13  Danielle Gamba

Significant Other: Nick Swisher [Baseball, New York Yankees]

With one of the most bangin’ bodies on the planet, Daniella is a former NFL cheerleader and current model hottie. She gained notoriety after posing in FHM UK as their only “International Honey.” But after a ridiculously hot spread in Playboy, her hotness was solidified for all of time.

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#12  Alena Šeredová

Significant Other: Gianluigi Buffon [Futbol, Juventus]

After winning the Miss Czech Republich competition, this Czech-born Italian model went on to appear in the pages of Penthouse Europe, Playboy Europe, Spy, Extreme and Quo. But we’re just happy there are pictures of her naked…

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#11  Aída Yéspica

Significant Other: Matteo Ferrari [Futbol, Genoa]

So sexy it hurts, Venezuelan beauty queen and model Aída Yéspica became famous after competing in the Miss Venezuela competition in 2002. Though she didn’t win, Aída was the darling of the press, helping to launch her career and land her on the cover of many magazines, including GQ and Maxim.

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#10  Cheryl Tweedy Cole

Significant Other: Ashley Cole [Futbol, Chelsea]

A British singer and television personality, Cheryl Tweedy Cole launched to stardom as a member of pop group Girls Aloud, as well as a successful solo career, with 21 UK Top Ten singles to her name. She’s also appeared on reality series The X Factor, and in the pages of FHM and British Vogue.

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#9  Giorgia Palmas

Significant Other: Davide Bombardini [Futbol, Bologna]

One of the hottest bodies in the business (and not such bad face either, we have to say), Giorgia Palmas is a 26-year-old Italian bombshell came in second in the Miss World competition. She went on to land prominent spots on Italian TV, and later appeared topless in a Max Magazine, which is not nearly often enough.

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#8  Elena Santarelli

Significant Other: Bernardo Corradi [Futbol, Reggina]

When you have breasts as perfect as Elena Santarelli’s, it be a crime against humanity not to show them as often as possible. Fortunately, this 27-year-old Italian supermodel stunner has stepped-up to the cause every chance she gets, as well as modeling for high profile companies like Armani and Max Magazine.

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#7  Danielle Lloyd

Significant Other: Ryan Babel [Futbol, Livepool]

After winning the Miss England competition in 2004, Lloyd was crowed Miss Great Britain in 2006, but was stripped of her title after posing nude in the December ‘06 issue of Playboy. She then went on to the ever-classy Celebrity Big Brother and got evicted. But something tells us she didn’t have much trouble finding a place to stay.

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#6  Carmella Garcia

Significant Other: Jeff Garcia [Football, Tampa Bay Buccaneers]

After showing up to Playboy’s “Who Wants to Be a Playboy Centerfold?” search in Cleveland in 2002, Carmella worked her way up through the naked ranks, from Cyber Girl of the Week to Miss April 2003 to 2004’s Playmate of the Year. Her mother must be soooo proud!

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#5   Adriana Lima

Significant Other: Marko Jaric [Basketball, Memphis Grizzlies]

Adriana Lima is one of those women that just takes your breath away every time you see her. This 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel has been everywhere, from the pages of Victoria’s Secret (who makes this ridiculously expensive, stone-studded bra) to the billboards of SoHo to our every fantasy for as long as we can remember. Adriana, we solute you!

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#4  Abigail Clancy

Significant Other: Peter Crouch [Futbol, Portsmouth]

At the 2006 FIFA World Cup, 22-year-old Abby Clancy made British headlines when she was introduced as the girlfriend of famed Liverpool striker, Peter Crouch. Since then, Clancy’s career has taken off. She has officially become queen of the WAGs, and now she has one of the hottest shoots in the world. What’ve you got?

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#3  Gisele Bündchen

Significant Other: Tom Brady [Football, New England Patriots]

If you’re a dude and don’t know who Gisele Bundchen is at this point, you’re probably just pretending to be a dude. The Brazilian beauty models for everyone, from Victoria’s Secret to Vogue, and in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel. It seems to be up in the air if she and Tom Brady are getting married, but something tells us it’s only a matter of time.

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#2  Brooklyn Decker

Significant Other: Andy Roddick [Tennis]

One of the select few to land in the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, Decker has also appeared in Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM, and Glamour magazines, just to name a few. And she and Mr. Roddick will be getting married this year. That bastard!

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#1  Karolína Kurková

Significant Other: Wladimir Klitschko [Boxing]

One of the hottest supermodels on the planet, Karolina Kurkova is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Also, she has no belly button – but we’re not going to hold that against her. A girl this smokin’ could have no feet, and she’d still be at the top of this list.

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