There are few things that unite us like the most popular sport in North America. Almost everyone has a rooting interest and it brings people from all different walks of life together – just look at the ratings for the Super Bowl. But just like jenkem, there IS such a thing as too much football and in this story we’ll count down the top 10 ways to tell if… Click to read more

In case you weren’t aware, this Intervention Supercut is literally four and half minutes of straight crack, booze, heroin, and whippits… and old women stripper t*ts. The early Academy Award nomination (or at least a Nick Kid’s Choice Award) goes to Robert Gauldin for editing the beauty of a scene between 3:05-3:08. Set to the song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship, there’s no better way to start your morning than by seeing other people fail at life.

Googling ‘boobs’ so often that you’re getting a RSI? You might be a porn addict. We’re serious, you may have a real problem. Or you could just be a normal, horny dude with too much time (and substances) on your hands. There’s only one way to tell, though: take our porn addiction symptoms check list and if you score more than five points cancel your subscription to Brazzers, disable your wi-fi, and study the ways of Tim Tebow. Face the music after the jump.

What makes a video game addicting? Good games draw us in because they are designed to satisfy the basic psychological needs for competence, autonomy, and relatedness with immediacy, consistency, and density. In real life, we want to feel challenged, connected, purposeful, powerful, successful, accomplished and important and we want it now. We’re able to achieve those feelings through video games. That doesn’t mean you should enter The Matrix. Before you know it, you haven’t showered or slept in 3 weeks. Check out our list of 5 signs you’re addicted to video games after the jump. No, not after you beat this level, NOW!

It seems most sports stars these days lead secret sex lives behind closed doors. The ones we don’t know about are probably just very good with disguises and have the wealth to afford bribery. Maybe their goal-oriented psyches desire further conquests on a different kind of playing field? While it is hard to believe they have so much energy left to use up, what follows is a look into which sports are most likely to turn those who play them into primordial sex hungry fiends; in no way based on any kind of medical research. It’s called conjecture. Deal with it. Check out the list after the jump.

I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.
X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.
Some might claim this is a publicity… Click to read more

What a perfect post to make at 4:20.
VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.
I know, I know – it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t… Click to read more

Oh yes, there is a dude (probably some tree-hugging douchebag) named Ken Seeley.
He does interventions and specializes in Video Game Addictions. WOW (as in WoW, World of Warcraft). Talk about putting yourself in a niche.
Good luck Ken, your site is polluting the internet!… Click to read more

We can quickly be scared off by a girl who seems to be more trouble than she’s worth. Here are six signs that tip us off that she’s too high maintenance:
1) She is always running late. A girl who takes a long time to get ready can lack a sense of spontaneity. Although we appreciate when she looks cute, we don’t want to wait for hours every time we as… Click to read more