She’s a regular on the show, but tonight’s debut is is your first chance to check out Chelan Simmons in The L.A. Complex–playing a struggling stripper who’d be a movie star in real life. Of course, we’ve thought the same thing about Chelan. Hollywood was slow to catch on to this Canadian cutie, but Chelan is back tonight in a Canadian production picked up by The CW. And we’d sure pick her up anytime.

The new movie poster is out for House at the End of the Street, and we’re already set to give this film the Academy Award for Best Costume Design. The entire pitch to the studio should’ve been, “We’ve got Jennifer Lawrence running around in a skimpy t-shirt for about 90 minutes. The film’s called Jennifer Lawrence Running Aro… Click to read more

We didn’t expect to see Mircea Monroe guesting again on Hart of Dixie. We thought she’d outgrown The CW’s Southern-fried drama after her busy 2011–which included a stint on the Showtime Channel’s showbiz spoof Episodes as a hot actress miscast as a dour lesbian librarian. Check out our gallery and a hot video that’ll have you screaming for mercy–and setting your TiVo for more Mircea tonight!

Your girlfriend already has you watching Downton Abbey. Now impress her by wanting to see the Birdsong drama that debuts tonight on PBS’ Masterpiece Classics. Maybe she’ll even speak to you again after she realizes you’re only tuning in for Clemence Poesy. This fine French femme has shown up in episodes of Gossip Girl, stole a few scenes in 127 Hours, and bewitched boys and men as Fleur Delacour in both parts of Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows. Clemence mostly cares about working in Europe nowadays, but that’s why we have PBS.

Never mind that tonight’s Supernatural is a throwback to the show’s early days as spooky fun. The episode also takes us back to the fabulous Farrah Aviva. We got fixated on Farrah after her big debut as Nicole Richie in the 2008 TV-movie Paparazzi Princess: The Paris Hilton Story. Then she concentrated on quiet indie fare. That was actually kind of selfish of her. Now we’re happy to have Farrah back tonight–even if it is as a psycho ghost.

Hang around after tonight’s repeat of The Big Bang Theory to get a bang out of Christina Moore on Rules of Engagement. She’s been around long enough to have made her TV debut on the original 90210, before returning as a magnificent MILF on the recent revival. Christina recently scored some overdue buzz on HBO’s True Blood as a sensual socialite shapeshifter, but we’re happy to see her back to her sitcom roots.

We were pleasantly surprised to see Alicia Silverstone showing up on tonight’s episode of Suburgatory. We even considered featuring her as our “See Her Tonight” gal. Then we checked out the official plot synopsis: “George finds himself attracted not only to a woman he meets at the local farmer’s market, but her eating hab… Click to read more

Jeanne Tripplehorn was a new girl when she made her big-screen debut as a kinky police psychologist in Basic Instinct. Now she’s guesting on tonight’s episode of New Girl. The former starlet went on to raves as Tom Cruise’s wife in The Firm, but her momentum washed away with the (perceived) box-office failure of Waterworld. We’ve still kept tripping to Jeanne as she’s stolen scenes in indie films–including a limousine lesbian session with Salma Hayek in 2000′s Timecode.

This is the last season of HOUSE M.D., so we have to watch Noelle Bellinghausen in her recurring role as the cranky doc’s favorite prostitute. Tonight’s episode is a particularly tragic tale of Noelle’s character retiring from the sex biz. That’s a shame, since the happy hooker is a dream gal in many ways–just like Noelle herself. It was no big surprise when this sexy singer moved on to modeling and acting. It’s a bigger surprise that Noelle isn’t already a big star.

As we promised, Cherilyn Wilson was on Mad Men last night–and the vampire-flick vixen had our blood pumping in a very human role as a comely call girl. Cherilyn got our mojo going mad with her turn as sexy call girl Daphne, who hooks up with marketing ace Pete (Vincent Kartheiser) when the ad agency guys hit a whorehouse on the way to scoring the Jaguar car a… Click to read more

Remember that scene with Kate Upton coming out of a pool in the nun bikini (a nunkini?) in the trailer for The Three Stooges? We do. Our eyes strained so much that it felt like Moe had just jabbed them up to his third knucklehead. Now can you guess which scene isn’t in The Three Stooges? That’s right–Kate Upton coming out of a pool in a nun bikini… Click to read more

Hey, it really is Cherilyn Wilson on MAD MEN tonight. Don Draper is probably going to turn into a vampire. It’s a logical conclusion when the producers bring in the sexy star who’s graced shows like I <3 VAMPIRES and THE VAMPIRE DIARIES.

Tonight on TOUCH, the character played by Keifer Sutherland gets his laptop stolen and ends up involved in a Salvadoran death plot. We didn’t know TOUCH was so much like 24. We do know that we could end up touching ourselves for 24 hours after we check out Noa Dori guesting on the show.

It’s a censored title for Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, but the ABC sitcom is packed with hot live girls. Krystyn Ritter is devilishly dark as the titular slut taking in sweet blonde Dreama Walker as her suffering roommate. B— also packs tonight’s pilot episode with gorgeous guest star Rebecca Grant. Expect high ratings and higher inseams as Rebecca steals the show as a pole-dancing fitness freak.

Brea Grant guests on NCIS: Los Angeles
9 pm EST, CBS
Texas beauty Brea Grant seems almost too cultish for  network television. Like a lot of Lone Star actresses, she got her first break with a recurring role on the Texas football drama Friday Night Lights. Brea began to make the rounds of TV series, along with the occasional big-screen appearance. Then she cul… Click to read more