You owe it to yourself to watch this Supercut. Not only is a great reminder that good films actually do exist, you can consider this your homework assignment. Learn at least three of these so that next time your roommate eats your box of candy you specifically were saving for April 20th, you can come off like a bad-a**, not like some pothead, forgetful retard. Why try to come up with your own stuff on the fly when you can have Hollywood’s writers do it for you? Learn from the best after the jump!

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

After initial estimates crowned “The Last Exorcism” as king of last weekend’s box office, the final tally showed “Takers” edged out the “get out of my daughter, Devil” thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you’ve avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn’t. Frowny face. This week’s entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We’re holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

With only a few weeks left of Summer, 2010 has been pretty much a sh*t year for film. But before we write this year off as totally unsalvageable, a couple movies opening this weekend have big potential. The Expendables and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World might just have what it takes to kick 2010 back into gear. Finger crossed.

Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and “Reimaginationings” have been Hollywood’s bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008′s Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn’t exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you’re a guy and haven’t seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they’re all must sees.

Don’t act like I didn’t tell you Inception was going to plant the idea to go see Inception in your dreams. Sorcerer’s Apprentice came in below Despicable Me (which still owes me royalties for stealing my catchphrase), and that crazy religious zealot vehicle Standing Ovation averaged $550 a theater. Are people finally sick of faux Jesus… Click to read more

Despicable Me eclipsed Eclipse at the B to the O last weekend, taking in $56 mil and averaging over $16k per theater. Predators slid in under Eclipse at #3 with a take of $24 mil. CYRUS CLINGS TO #10. Honestly, people, it only played at 200 THEATERS! Watch out A-Team, you’re next. The Girl Who Played with Fire almost cracked the million dollar mark. This we… Click to read more

Has Megan Fox jumped the shark!? Is she going the way of George Clooney in terms of monster star power that doesn’t translate to bookoo cash at the box office? Jonah Hex did worse than the subpar performing “Prince of Persia” and just narrowly edged “Killers”. KILLERS! The Karate Kid and A-Team each dropped a slot while Get Him To The Greek rocked past Shrek 4eva.

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year’s tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.

Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on … THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

Ah, June! The birds are chirping, the sun’s shining, and where are you? Firmly parked in your favorite chair in front of the radiant flat screen television, settling in for a nice session with the latest action, adventure, or sports title. With another onslaught of new releases including Tiger Woods Golf 2011, Green Day Rockband, Sniper, and others, it’s going to be another busy month for PS3, XBox 360, and Wii fans.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

What if Robocop took on Kindergarten Cop? What if you took the most bad-ass action heroes of our time and put them into one movie? If you just got goosebumps reading that last hypothetical, then I’ve got the movie for you. The Expendables.