Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman: Is He F’ing Joking?

On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton. I’m hoping it’s that – because if not, it would seem the damages are irreversable.

The Daily Shocker: The Trollsen Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Trollsen Twins

PETA, an organization known for whoring out women “for the cause” as much as their anti-fur sentiments, dedicate an entire website to the Olsen Twins for whoring out fur.

College Candy offers up some gifts to get your mom this holiday season. Better them than us – my mom would be not be too pleased with a gravity bong.

“This Game Show Host Was Hospitalized Today for a Mild Myocardial Infarction”

Jessica Simpson is like, so ready for serious acting in movies and stuff.

Amy Wineshouse proves her love to caged hubby Blake…by arriving too late for visiting hours.

No bathroom is complete without a flat-panel TV/heated-towel rack.