Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t people supposed to learn to look before crossing a street – especially when you’re in F’ing Turkey, where, based on this video, the traffic rules make about as much sense as Gary Busey?Apparently not, because this dude gets slammed so hard, his godd*mn shoes fly off.

In this charming video, a group of transvestites in Brazil have decided to protest for greater rights by holding signs, dancing and playing in the middle of traffic. Needless to say, when a truck driver doesn’t notice the party, somebody pays the price.

Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding – Watch more free videos
After months of planning, hundreds of hard hours spent picking out doilies and napkins and flowers, everything can just fall apart faster than the economy simply because the dumbass you asked to be your best man can’t walk properly. Just another reason why getting married probably isnR… Click to read more

Scary Truck Rollover Destroys Small Car – Watch more free videos
When you’re driving on the dangerous streets of wherever this is, something tells me that accidents aren’t just common – they’re expected. But what’s not expected is that the accident is going to include having a giant green truck land completely on to… Click to read more

Old Lady Crashes Down Escalator – Watch more free videos
Even though this clip doesn’t have sound, you just know that in the background of these people’s lives at the moment is some pleasant muzak and thoughts of buying a new sport coat – then wham! This woman comes tumbling down the escalator, top speed. I’m just amazed she di… Click to read more

Berkeley Students Perfect The Flaming Shot – Watch more free videos
Taking a flaming shot can be as tricky as it sounds. But these Berkeley students have it all figured out…As a side note, I don’t think it’s healthy for your assh*le to catch on fire – you should probably get that looked at, dude…… Click to read more

Darwin Award Reject – Watch more free videos
Everyone has a dumbass day, when your common sense goes out to lunch and the stupidest bits of your character are free to run amok with your life. Unfortunately for these people (and fortunately for us!) their stupidest moments are caught on tape for all the world to see.… Click to read more

Darwin Award Reject – Watch more free videos
Everyone has a dumbass day, when your common sense goes out to lunch and the stupidest bits of your character are free to run amok with your life. Unfortunately for these people (and fortunately for us!) their stupidest moments are caught on tape for all the world to see.… Click to read more

When you first watch this video, it’s hard to not just be shocked by a giant truck smashing through the barrier and plowing head-on into oncoming traffic–somebody got seriously messed up in this one. But then you start thinking, how the hell did this even happen? The truck just goes nuts all of a sudden!
And if f**king up this bad can happen that eas… Click to read more

I really should have just named this Video Trifecta “How to avoid mentally and physically scarring your children in the future.”
Kid carnage after the jump!… Click to read more