Unless you’re overly paranoid, you’re able to get through the day without fear of being killed in some random accident you have no way of knowing is going to happen. You know, like crossing the street without expecting a freakin’ city bus to come along and nearly wipe out with an SUV. But after watching this video, that’s all done with.

In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody’s pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good…

Say what you will about karma and the teachings of Buddhism, but this video is pretty much as close as you can get to scientific proof that when you act like a complete douche to other people, you’re ass is going to eat sh*t, sooner or later. And in this guy’s case, it’s damn near instantaneous.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

WARNING: Lots of NSFW Language

1. Nut-shot Fail

2. Burn Down the Farm

3. Straight to the Face

4. Pain Comes Quickly

5. WWE’s Jeff Hardy Gets It Bad

6. Homemade Fireworks Fail

7. Fireworks Factory Explosion

8. Roman Candle to the Face

9. Lucky? No Lucky? No Lucky!

10. Fireworks Out the Ass

11. Not Far Enough

12. Epic Fireworks Fail

13. Brutal M-80 Accident (Beware)

14. Fail to the Face

Every year, hoards of Brits descend upon Gloucester, England for the annual Cheese Rolling event. A wheel of cheese is, you guessed it, rolled down a giant hill and contestants then race down after it. First one to the bottom wins. Only thing is, getting to the bottom basically involves spraining every joint in your body. So, have fun with that…

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 1000-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs Saturday, May 2nd at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape. (more…)

I can totally understand why someone would want to know how to breath fire. It’s a freakin’ awesome trick. But the thing about breathing fire that people forget to fully realize is that not knowing what the hell you’re doing can result in burning your f**king face off. Like this dude…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t people supposed to learn to look before crossing a street – especially when you’re in F’ing Turkey, where, based on this video, the traffic rules make about as much sense as Gary Busey? Apparently not, because this dude gets slammed so hard, his godd*mn shoes fly off.

In this charming video, a group of transvestites in Brazil have decided to protest for greater rights by holding signs, dancing and playing in the middle of traffic. Needless to say, when a truck driver doesn’t notice the party, somebody pays the price.

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After months of planning, hundreds of hard hours spent picking out doilies and napkins and flowers, everything can just fall apart faster than the economy simply because the dumbass you asked to be your best man can’t walk properly. Just another reason why getting married probably isn’t even worth it in the first place.