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The competition is tough in the Best Actor category for the 81 Annual Academy Awards. So, incase we don’t get the opportunity to see Mickey Rouke take home his most deserved Oscar for his performance as Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson, here is Rouke’s Best Male Lead acceptance speech from The Independent Spirit Awards. And just like The Ram, it’s AWESOME!

In support of the world’s largest BitTorrent search engine, The Pirate Bay, which is currently on trial in Sweden for “promoting other people’s infringements of copyright laws,” F.A.T Labs has organized “Academy Awards P2P gatherings” in five major cities around the world, all kicking off on Sunday…

The Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! boys go Late Nite [SuperDeluxe]
Ashley Simpson Gets a Tattoo [Just Jared]
Jen Love Hewitt WAS sooo Hot! [Bastardly]
Indie Games to Watch Out For [Wired]
Fall Out Boy does Michael Jackson… and has a new album [PopCrunch]
Diablo Cody’s a Naked Academy Award Winner (NSFW) [Hollywood Tuna]
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No surprises or big upsets at this year’s Academy Awards: No Country for Old Men rightfully swept the majority of the categories, including Best Supporting Actor (Javier Bardem) and Best Picture; Daniel Day Lewis got the Oscar for Best Actor and Juno won Best Original Screenplay.
If you were looking for upsets, you were looking in the wrong place.
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As expected, There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men lead the 2008 Oscar nominations. And seriously – are there any other competitors in the Best Picture category besides those two? Don’t say Atonement; that won the Best Picture Golden Globe out of sheer luck. Everybody knows the Globes love their weepy dramas as much as the Oscars love the… Click to read more

Who needs red-carpet bragathons like the Golden Globes and Oscars when the Razzies are around?
The 2008 Razzie nominations for the worst films and performances of the year have been announced, and it seems that playing multiple roles in terrible movies doubles your chances of bringing home the not-so-prestigious award.… Click to read more

We recently chimed in with our thoughts on the truncated Golden Globes, stating that the awards show is barely relevant to even the most hardcore pop-culture follower. The Academy Awards, on the other hand, are a far larger affair.
With the Golden Globes being scaled down to a high-society press conference, is the axe looming over the Oscars?
The 80th Annual … Click to read more

With the writer’s strike still going strong, the WGA has denied invitations to prepare material for the Golden Globes on January 13 and the Oscars in February. If both events didn’t seem crappy enough last time, they should be craptacular this time around.
(See what happens when you don’t get pros to make jokes for you?)
This situation ra… Click to read more