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So, it’s come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know – I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK – the badass Mr. T has… *sniffle*  …has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials…. IS THERE NO GOD?!

Apparently, Mr. T is a big proponent of women’s rights issues, especially mothers. Which is, we’re guessing, why he made this music video, “Treat Your Mother Right.” It’s almost like this is directly from an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!.

“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire … the A-Team.”

Rumors have been kicking around about a full-feature A-Team movie for several years, but only now has the project been confirmed.

The big-screen version of The A-Team will deal with more recent politics (Iraq, man) and have actual deaths. That’s right: when somebody falls fifty-stories from a high rise, on fire, while getting shot multiple times they won’t just dust themselves off and walk away! (more…)