I’m aware that today is a tough day for many of you, but I thought that we might try to remember the Twin Towers through some of our favorite movies. The World Trade Center was/is such an iconic landmark that it was a staple of most movies filmed about New York. Here’s a supercut of the towers, taken from 73 movies. Video after the jump!

A lot goes into a good party: the atmosphere, girls, drinks, music, the setting. To make things easier on yourself, you should choose a good theme to start with and run with it from there. Around the World Party: OK, lets have each room be a different country and then a drink and music from that country inside that room. Make sure to have a Mexican room, slap a sombrero on some b*tches, and you’ve got a real party. Simple, right? Not so much when you’re trying to plan a Porn Star Party and don’t even get me started on the 9/11 Party. Check out the 8 worst party themes below.

After initial estimates crowned “The Last Exorcism” as king of last weekend’s box office, the final tally showed “Takers” edged out the “get out of my daughter, Devil” thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you’ve avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn’t. Frowny face. This week’s entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We’re holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

Now that the President has shown everyone in the world what $8 Billion worth of military and interrogation research can yield, it is time we ponder where the money was best spent. Yeah, yeah, yeah – waterboarding seems to get top billing, but if 9/11 mastermind can withstand over 200 sessions, we think the alternates should really get a chance.

“I think we’re dying. I think we’re dead’ says the winner of the “Dumbest 911 Call of the Decade” according to the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This cop is definitely one dumb S.O.B., but we appreciate the hell out of him for all the good times he has given the COED staff over the years. Don’t say we never gave you anything.

September 11, 2009 is going to be a memorable day for New York City and one of it’s most well know residents, Jay-Z. To commemorate the 8th anniversary of the 2001 World Trade Center attacks, Fuse is putting together a little fund raising concert at MSG featuring Jay-Z himself. All proceeds from “JAY-Z Live From Madison Square Garden: ANSWER THE CALL” will go towards…

For some dumbass reason, yesterday somebody thought it would be a great idea to fly a 747 really, really low over New York City (while it was being followed by a fighter jet), without letting everybody know in advance that it was actually a photo-op for the President’s Air Force One. Needless to say, everyone freaked the hell out.

It’s 420, people! And that means every single one of you should be doing something to get yourself into celebration mode ASAP. To help get things going, let’s start off with a little throwback from 2007 called “This Dumbass Cop Eats Pot Brownies and Calls 911,” that way, at least you’ll know what NOT to do. (And get to laugh your ass off in the process.)

The Web is haven for conspiracy theory nutjobs. Their duty is to expose government cover-ups and plots that the general public doesn’t know about. According to their loyal followers, they are ones who speak THE TRUTH! So who are the biggest conspiracy theory nutjobs on the web? Here are the five most paranoid and popular…

Women hear about bad things that happen to other women all of the time. But I, like many others, forget that these things could happen to me. Luckily, when I was kidnapped by a taxi driver on Friday night, I had my cell phone on me.
The phone only had battery power because I’d shut it off earlier that night when I saw it only had one bar. I thought to myself, R… Click to read more

Yeah…so not the Paris we expected either.
The saddest draft drought in history may be upon us.
If it wasn’t hard enough already, girls now have video blogs about how to avoid kissing men.
VIDEO: Waste of time or “wasted time!â€? – you make the call.
Real men don’t cry…unless they’re watching these 25 hankie-worthy flicks.
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A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her. Naturally, they tasered her, which seems to be all the rage these days. (Breitbart)
Video: Sherri Shepherd of The View “not sure” if the world is fla… Click to read more

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