Happy September 2nd, 2010… a.k.a 90210. In honor of this glorious occasion we thought we’d do what we do best: celebrate unique days with hot girls and 90210 definitely has a few. We’ve take the cast of the new 90210 and put them up head to head with the cast of the old. And while the new version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

I asked a handful of fine, fashion-conscious females ranging in profession from schoolteacher to professional stylist a slew of questions about the importance of blue jeans. Their insightful answers might just help you spend LESS time in them!

Originality and Hollywood just don’t go hand in hand anymore. So many remakes are on the horizon. And with so many entertainment venues available to consumers it is becoming harder daily to come up with a good idea that no one has ever done. Hence, remakes are the name of the game now.

Most radio DJs don’t even get to use their real name, let alone go on to become a national celebrity. Howard Stern beat the radio odds and is now a household name. Whether you think he’s a comic genius or you think he’s repulsive, you can’t deny that you’ve heard about his controversial antics over the years.

• You Are The Douchiest Person Alive

• Hottie CosPlay Girls

• Her Favorite Muscles Are…

• Tiger Sext Message Generator

• Office Holiday Party Guide

• Heavy Metal Baby

• 90210 Porn Parody

• 25 Unintentionally Inappropriate Statues

• Keith Olbermann‘s Act Is Tired

• 90210 Star Forgot A Bra

• Who Is This? (NSFW)

• First Time Living Off Campus?

• 20 Awesome SFW Sexual Euphemism Photos

• 7 Awesome Super Powers (Ruined by Science)

• Phone Sex Prank (NSFW Language)

• Creighton Ladies Love BJ’s

• Jamie Kennedy Is Hooking Up With Who?!

• Hottie Amasian’

• Prom Season at 90210

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage
Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyo… Click to read more

Tonight marks the return of 90′s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over. And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter,… Click to read more

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Look at that picture. Just look at it. How does it make you feel inside?
Wanna know what’s awesome about Beverly Hills 90210? EVERYTHING!
Nothing is awesome about 90210. It’s nostalgic as f*ck for us 20-somethings, but that’s about it. Only when ripping massive bong hits is it entertaining…at its own expense. It’s oh-so ob… Click to read more

It always worked on TV. When Donna Martin and David Silver broke up on 90210, they stayed friends. When Ross and Rachel broke up on Friends, they were eventually fine hanging out with the group.
So is it any wonder that I always held out hope that the same things were possible for me?
Despite the fact that everyone told me differently, I always thought that my ex an… Click to read more