The Clusterf*ck of 09.09.09

Hey everybody, it’s 09.09.09! Seriously – all the numbers in the date are nine! You know, this kind of thing only happens once every 4.3 billion years, or something like that. So it’s no surprise that pretty much everyone is taking advantage of today’s highly marketable date. In fact, there’s so much going on that there’s no chance we could cover everything properly. So instead…