Today’s WTF news items are chock full of boobies with Penthouse announcing plans to develop and air a 3-D porn channel for satellite network providers, a Ukraine feminist group that believes their protests are made more effective by going topless, and a non-licensed therapist in New York who strips while doling out advice. The lesson here, ladies? You want something done? Show us your cans. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Just when we were starting to wrap our heads around the wonders that high-definition, 1080p Blu-Ray porn had in store for us, along comes the next and logical advancement in the world of hyper-realistic erotica: 3D porn!