Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing that she would be auctioning off her virginity at the Bunny Ranch last September, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. Now the price has gone up to more than $3.7 million!