We haven’t seen this video anywhere, and we know Kate Upton creepily well. Since this video went live yesterday, I’m going to let you read between the lines. You have to understand, it’s going to take a lot for me to not post the new Tallafornia Swipe episode. It’s more than safe to say that Kate Upton dancing, shaking, and grabbing he… Click to read more

This amazing photo has been making the Facebook rounds all day, but it actually raises a good question. How much money would you actually pay to buy one of the Patriots 2012 Super Bowl Championship t-shirts? Clearly a Patriots fan isn’t buying one, but as a Giants fan I think it would be pretty awesome. If hipsters from Brooklyn watched sports, I bet they… Click to read more

One of the cooler parties this weekend was hosted by Maxim. In celebration of the Super Bowl, they got their servers and bartenders to dress up as super heroes and yes, hot chicks in capes looks just about as cool as you would think. Ludacris must have shared this sentiment because he performed for much longer than he was originally scheduled for, bringing back… Click to read more

Last year (3 days ago), we told you about the Playboy New Year’s Eve party that one of our writers Adam had been invited to in Chicago. Not only is a contributor here at COED but he’s also a Campus Representative for Playboy at Southern Illinois University. This is his story about celebrating the biggest night of the year with Playmates Summer Altice, Amanda Cerny, Alison Waite, Ashley Mattingly and musical performer Baby Bash.

Former Hooters Calendar Girl / Maxim Hot 100 2006 nominee Blakeley Shea has her work cut out for her on ABC’s 2012 season of The Bachelor. The current “VIP waitress” from Charlotte, North Carolina got hit hard with some strong bisexual game from fellow contestant Monica Spannbauer during the premiere episode of the show’s 16th Season. Which way she’ll go remains to be seen, but as you will see in this gallery, Blakeley’s got a body that demands attention.

Whether you’re hosting a party or pre-gaming before hitting up the club, you need to bust out some tune-age. By now, most people are tired of hearing Party Anthem, so why not drop a ball of supremely unique beats and tracks from the peeps at RCRD LBL? Their NYE playlist features joints from Wild Light, The John Henrys, Class Actress, Doldrums, Atlas Sound, and The Internet (great band name). There’s no better way to guarantee a kiss at midnight. Send a one finger salute to ’11 after the jump.

For the past couple years, we’ve shown you the very best in sexy calendars for the upcoming year (here’s 2010 and 2011). You might think hard copy calendars you hang on your wall are outdated, but there’s something about them that makes them extremely valuable. For one, your Google calendar doesn’t welcome you with a gorgeous girl… Click to read more

Yes, you read that correctly. Here’s yet another example that Christmas is coming a little early this year. On December 23rd, the powers-that-be behind Ultra Music Festival released the first part (phase i) of this year’s Miami Wompfest after reportedly dealing with some an early info leak. As a fun of heavier bass music (drum and bass especia… Click to read more

• How to become a YouTube millionaire
• Annalynne McCord has fun with a wolf
• Community’s greatest characters in GIF form
• Maybe 2012 really is happening
• Giant drunk puppet roams Ireland. Yes. It’s true.
• Snoop sold weed to WHICH ALIST ACTRESS in high school
• Find out what’s top in the box office right now
• Someone’s looking sexy

It’s a shame the world might end in 2012, because technology is on its way down a lovely path of evolution; any day now, we’ll be flying around deep space nine and setting up alien interment camps. In the nearer future, we foresee certain technologies fading out by next year as the latest batch of “wow-shiny-touchy-easy” technology sweeps the board. Here are five tech trends you should hope you didn’t spend money on, because something better is coming out tomorrow:

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• Megan Fox Hair Bra

• New ‘Special’ 2012 Trailer

• S–t Happens

• Kristin Cavallari Heavy Petting

• Hollywood Child Stars Turned Babes

• 6 Best Bullsh*t 2012 Apocalypse Theories

• Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

• Hot Chicks and Beer

• 5 Worst Facebook Applications

• 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Bing

• Parkour Guy Almost Dies

10 Hottest College Football WAGS
Alicia Sacramone Wants To Be A TV Star
Singer Cassie Had Photoshoot Sex With Photographer
Sarah Palin Africa Comment Part of a Giant “Hoax”
Taylor Swift Looking Foxy at the CMA’s
Led Zeppelin Seeks New Singer, Steven Tyler
Pics of Christina Aguilera Sh*t Faced
Eva Herzigova Topless In DT Magazine
Traile… Click to read more