Larissa Riquelme’s boobs are back in the news. Apparently the busty Paraguayan lingerie model has signed a deal to become the new face and boobs of the Nokia C3. She recently appeared in Guadalajara, Mexico for the launch of Nokia’s newest phone.

After weeks of fierce competition and headaches from looking at so many barely-clothed World Cup WAGS, we’re ready to settle the debate as to who is the hottest World Cup Wag. Just like at the real World Cup tournament, the Netherlands are facing down Spain as Wesley Sneijder’s girlfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Iker Casillas’s girlfriend Sara Carbonero go head to head against each other.

So we’re just going to come out and say it… Germany’s loss to Spain in the WC semifinal today blows. But rather than sulk over what wasn’t, we’d rather celebrate what is: Spain is set to play Holland in Sunday’s big match and they’ll be sporting one of the hottest cheering sections the world has ever known. Trust us, these are girls you’ll really want to get ‘behind’.

It’s safe to say that the Guay’s are out of control. Just this weekend, Paraguyan hottie Larissa Riquelme said she would get naked despite the fact her team lost their game. And just now we came across this anonymous Uruguayan sexpot who’s already naked! She’s so excited that she can’t even keep her clothes on. Fingers crossed that a Uruguay win means we’ll get a 2 Guays, 1 Vuvuzela sex tape.

Paraguay may have lost to Spain on Saturday, but the rest of the world should feel like winners. Larissa Riquelme, potentially the hottest woman in the world, is so filled with Paraguyan pride that she’s going strip down to show support for her team despite Paraguay’s quarterfinal loss to Spain. Suddenly, Spain’s upcoming match seems pretty boring in comparison.

Four teams now stand poised on the brink of World Cup glory: Spain, Germany, Holland, and Uruguay. Winning the ultimate prize in world football would represent something magnificent for each of those countries, but with varying degrees of breathless wonder.
Urugay vs. Netherlands, July 6.
Germany vs. Spain, July 7.
Germany (as West Germany) has won the Wo… Click to read more

It takes more than god, cocaine, and undetected handballs to win a World Cup, at least in 2010. The young, ruthlessly efficient German team delivered a wholesale beatdown to Diego Maradona’s Argentina, and exposed the self-besotted leprechaun as a complete clown. It may be true that Maradona practically won the 1986 World Cup singlehandedly, as a m… Click to read more

Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it’s always important to stay Melo. Brazil’s Kaka is the world’s most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like “I belong to Jesus” on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus’ infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.

Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney’s favorite . But we’re willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they’re the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands’ sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we’re pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.

Color us shocked because we’re absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they’re sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Today is a day for rest and reflection. The World Cup has entered its deadly serious phase, with 8 teams left standing: Paraguay, Ghana, Uruguay, Spain, Argentina, Holland, Germany, and Brazil, in rough order of their chances of succeeding.

The first round of the 2010 World Cup is almost over — and while some are ready to go back to not caring about soccer, we’re not ready to part with our new favorite instrument and audio torture device, the vuvuzela. And thankfully we don’t have to do that! You can play the vuvuzela at work or at a summer BBQ or out of your ass when you’re riding your motorcycle to the baked beans factory.