Most of the time, when we’re talking about Jersey girls, we’re probably talking about the obnoxious bridge-and-tunnel bimbos that invade our city ever Thursday-Sunday morning. But not this time! No, this time we’re bringing in a whole new breed: hot girls wearing NFL jerseys! OK, so there’s a good chance the the majority of these girls are actually from New Jersey, but we’ll just let that one slide (for now).

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It’s settled – The New York Yankees will be taking on the Philadelphia Phillies in the 2009 World Series!! To avoid any inter-office fist fights, we’re going to avoid taking a stance on who we’re rooting for. So instead, we’ll cover this one in the best way we know how – with super hot chicks! To get you started on some pre-game action, here are the hottest WAGs of the 2009 World Series.   (more…)

It’s no secret – athletes hook up with super hot chicks. They just do. It’s a rule, like gravity or New Jersey sucking balls. So to help you be able to pick out who the hot chicks are in the player’s box, we’ve put together the complete list of current WAGs of the MLB league championship series. These lovely ladies will have you wishing you possessed incredible natural athletic ability. You know, more than usual…

Joanna Garcia (Nick Swisher)

Best known for her role on The CW sitcom, Reba, Joanna Garcia was born in classy Tampa, Florida to a Spanish-American mother and a Cuban-Gynochologist father. She got her big break while attending Catholic high school, when Nickelodeon discovered her, and gave her a two-season stint on Are You Afraid of the Dark?

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Kate Hudson (Alex Rodriguez)

When you’re Alex Rodriguez, you get to date pretty much whoever you please. (As long as Dirty Derek hasn’t already soiled the pastures…) So the fact that A-Rod’s dating blonde super-hottie actress, Kate Hudson should come as no surprise. Unless you thought A-Rod was gay, which is totally understandable…

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Minka Kelly (Derek Jeter)

If any one of us ever got to hook up with a chick like Minka Kelly, we could die happy – no regrets. But for professional ass-getter, Derek Jeter, smokin’ hotties are just a way of life. If you don’t already know his latest muse, Minka Kelly, the beautiful brunette is best known for her role on the series “Friday Night Lights.”

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Michelle Damon (Johnny Damon)

As a sports star, the world is an endless sea of smokin’ hot blondes, ready to do whatever you please. (At least that’s what our Uncle Richie told us. And he would know – he’s an alcoholic.) But if you’re going to decide upon just one, Michelle (Magan) Damon is a damn good choice. Just FYI: The bodacious babe has denied rumors that she is a stripper. That’s not really valuable information. But at least now you’re imagining her as a stripper, which is fun.

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Laura Posada (Jorge Posada)

MILF-y brunette hottie, Laura Posada isn’t just your average arm candy. The Puerto Rican hottie has a law degree from Loyola University in New Orleans. She’s written her own book. Like, she actually wrote a book, not some ghostwriter, like Sarah Palin has. And she spends the majority of her time managing the Jorge Posada Foundation, which raises money and awareness for Craniosynostsis (yes, that’s a real word).

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Mrs. ??? Matsui (Hideki Matsui)

OK, so we’re not actually sure whether Matsui’s wife is hot or not. In fact, we’re not even sure she really exists. The only information we know about her is that she is 26-years-old and worked at a “reputable position at a highly respected company”. And the only “picture” we’ve ever seen of her is a f**king hand drawing by Matsui. So, is she real? Who knows. But that drawing is pretty hot…

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Darcy Budde (Ryan Budde)

We don’t know a whole hell of a lot about Ryan Budde’s wife, Darcy. But that’s ok, because when you don’t know anything about someone, it’s so much easier to just make stuff up. Which, if you think about it, is probably closer to what we do with most people, even those we know the best. It’s all just an illusion, man. Think about it…

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Jody Kendrick (Howie Kendrick)

When you see pictures of Howie with his wife Jody, you can see on his face how freakin’ awesome it is to get this sexy stunner in the sack. The couple met at the gym in 2005, while Howie was playing for the Arizona Fall League. The couple now has a child together. Which, somehow, makes Jody even hotter. Or is that just us?

Krista Lackey (John Lackey)

Without being Miss Universe or an Olympic gold medal-winner, Krista Lackey remains mostly a mystery to us. The only things we know about her are what fans have posted about her on sports forums. So, if that’s to be trusted – which, if you ask us, forums always are – Krista is a “very nice” person. She’s “super adorable and sweet.” And she has fake boobs. What more do you need to know?

Juliana Ramirez (Manny Ramirez)

Considered by many as one of the most beautiful natural hotties in Major League Baseball, Brazilian bombshell Juliana Ramirez is the wife of Manny Ramirez and mother of their three sons. The two met at the gym in Boston and married in 2000. Aaaannnnd, you don’t actually care about any of that, do you?

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Lovie Jung (Jon Garland)

New rule: If your name is freakin’ Lovie Jung, you get a free pass to do whatever you like. And apparently, for the real Lovie Jung, that means getting jiggy (did we just say that?) with Dodgers’ pitcher, Jon Garland. Luckily, the two have a lot in common. Lovie is a two-time medal winner (gold and silver) in the Summer Olympics in the sport of softball. Hmmm… wonder what their weekend is like…

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Marikym Hervieux (Russell Martin)

There’s sexy and then there’s Marikym Hervieux sexy, which is only achievable if you can say her name 10 times fast without getting tongue tied. This awesomely hot blonde is a French Canadian model who’s appeared on shows like Entourage. The former party girl has  settled down with Dodgers’ catcher, Russell Martin (who is also Canadian, just FYI).

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Tiffany Billingsley (Chad Billingsley)

OK, so… we know that Tiffany Billingsley is, uh, blonde. And, um, a woman. (Unconfirmed) And that she is the super hot wife of Chad Billingsley. That’s what we do know. What we don’t know is, well, everything else. For all we know she could be some type of secret overlord, or something. But she probably just likes to do yoga and drink gin martinis.

Heidi Strobel (Cole Hamels)

There are a few things you should know about Heidi Strobel Hamels. First of all, this fiery-hot blonde bombshell appeared on the reality show, Survivor, and once stripped off her clothes for peanut butter and Oreos. Second, she’s appeared on the cover of Playboy, showing off 99-percent of her lovely bits and pieces in the magazine. Third, she is currently getting her masters in physical education. So yes, she will be the hottest gym teacher in America.

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Erin Romero (JC Romero)

Yeah, so Erin Romero might be super cute. But it’s all her fault that JC was busted for having androstenedione in his system. See, wife Erin is a super fitness nut. She’s so much of a fitness nut, she convinced her pro-baller husband to go on a regimen of dietary supplements, which he claims were at fault when he tested positive for steroids. So, way to go, Erin. Way to go…

Stephenie Lagrossa (Kyle Kendrick)

Along with Heidi Strobel, the extra sexy stunner, Stephenie Lagrossa was also on the show Survivor, having appeared on both Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala. In fact, she was one of the show’s most popular players of all time. She now works for the radio station WRDW-FM, and part-owner of GIGI Restaurant & Lounge in Philadelphia.

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Jennifer Utley (Chase Utley)

The only thing we know about Jennifer Utley (other than how smokin’ hot she is) is that she LOVES dogs. We mean, she really loves dogs. Like, there are only a few pictures out there where she’s not holding a dog or a puppy. She carries puppies around like a purse. Hey, puppy purse! New business idea! Step one, buy a crap load of puppies and zippers. Step two…

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As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they’re stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team’s favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!

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Hey everybody, it’s 09.09.09! Seriously – all the numbers in the date are nine! You know, this kind of thing only happens once every 4.3 billion years, or something like that. So it’s no surprise that pretty much everyone is taking advantage of today’s highly marketable date. In fact, there’s so much going on that there’s no chance we could cover everything properly. So instead, here’s a whirlwind tour of everything that happening on this oh-so-special day, September 9, 2009!  (more…)

We vowed to stay miles away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq’s Big Challenge.  I mean c’mon, the world needs a Shaq reality show like we need six balls.  Our philosophy was if we just ignore it, it will go away.

It was good plan and it very well might have worked had the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh not been pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen as I flipped across ABC.  Shaq was taking on the US Beach Volleyball Super-Duo May-Treanor and Walsh and I must admit I watched.  I liked.  Of course Misty and Kerri won in straight games, but the real winner of this match-up is you.

Once again, we bring you the beach volleyball butts of the Greatest Sport on Earth.  Thank you, Shaq.

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This weekend, hipsters young and old will converge en masse at Chicago’s Grant Park for the annual Lollapalooza musical festival. Hundreds of acts will perform during the festival’s three days, spanning all kinds of genres, and I bet you’re wondering what the hell you should go see. Well, lucky for you, I’m here to help. I’m going to let you in on 9 must-see acts at Lollapalooza.

However, there are, of course, a few stipulations. For one, these aren’t the only must-see acts, these are just 9, three from each day. Second, this doesn’t include headliners. I’m not here to break bands like Depeche Mode and Kings of Leon to you–besides, let’s face it, you’ve already made your decision regarding those bands anyway. The point here is to tip you off to some acts you may have otherwise not given any second thought. Well, now’s the time to start seriously pondering.

1. Fleet Foxes – Friday, 5:00-6:00, Playstation Stage

Fleet Foxes epitomize the classic festival band. This indie folk 5-piece has made quite a storm in the past year, and with good reason. A mix between Iron & Wine and Band of Horses, the sound of Fleet Foxes is pastoral and peaceful. Lay out your blanket, have a seat, and settle your nerves as you listen to lead singer Robin Pecknold’s incredible pipes.

2. Crystal Castles – Friday, 5:00-6:00, Vitamin Water Stage

With the emergence of indie electro we have seen a much wider acceptance of bands that somewhat go against the grain. Case-in-point: Crystal Castles. This duo consisting of multi-instrumentalist, Ehtan Kath and vocalist, Alice Glass combines punk-rock, hip-hop, Nintendo noises, electronica, and a slew of other unknown sounds. Regardless of how we label them, they know how to rock out a set.

3. A-Trak – Friday, 5:45-7:00, Perry’s Stage

One of the most impressive changes to Lollapalooza this year is the expansion of Perry’s Stage. Once a spot to check out mid-level deejays during one’s off-time has now become a showcase of the best DJ talent in the world. Perhaps at the forefront of this is A-Trak, a renowned magician on the decks. He hit the “mainstream” scene touring as Kanye’s DJ, and has been on a rampant hot streak ever since. For those of you who may not be into the whole dance music thing, this guy is worth checking out for his scratching and beat-juggling skills alone. The dude won DMC’s World DJ Championship in 1997 – at age 15. He’s so good, it’ll make you puke.

4. Santigold – Saturday, 5:30-6:30, Playstation Stage

Chances are you’ve heard Santigold plenty of times – even if you don’t own any of her music. Featured on Bud Light Lime commercials, Entourage episodes, and who knows where else, Santigold has exploded onto the scene in the last year-ish. A mix of hip-hop, electro, and rock, with a tinge of that Jamaican flavor, Santigold has done a great job making these elements work in harmony to create an incredibly likable sound. Her shows are just as likable, so don’t miss this one.

5.TV on the Radio – Saturday, 6:30-7:30, Budweiser Stage

I remember fondly my first time seeing TV on the Radio: a drunken, debauchery-filled Friday during my college days, highlighted by one of the best shows I have ever seen. While those days might be long gone, it’s good to know one can still channel those experiences. TV on the Radio received a lot of acclaim for their most recent album, Dear Science, and the only thing better than listening to them pre-recorded is seeing them live. Driving bass lines, roaring drums, and lead singer Tunde Adebimpe’s voice make for an incredible combination when right in front of your eyes.

6. Animal Collective – Saturday, 7:30-8:30, Vitamin Water Stage

Psychedelic favorites, Animal Collective perhaps offer the most complete package on this list. Known for offbeat lyrics and unpredictable song structures, these Baltimore natives always impress.  A band that can slow it down, go completely nuts, or keep a happy medium, Animal Collective has an eclectic sound perfect for the festival atmosphere.

7. Bat for Lashes – Sunday, 1:30-2:30,Vitamin Water Stage

As Sunday arrives and you drag your dehydrated, hungover carcass to the final day of Lollapalooza, a good way to ease back into the thick of things is to go see Bat for Lashes. Relatively unknown, Bat for Lashes just released Two Suns, a wonderful album full of emotion and lush sounds. I really have no way of describing the sound without misplacing terms, so just check out the video.

8. Boys Noize – Sunday, 5:30-7:00, Perry’s Stage

Glitchy, distorted, thumping – Boys Noize is the man who is bringing electro into its next era. In many ways the natural progression from Daft Punk, Boys Noize is everywhere you might not guess. Remixing tracks for Feist, A-Trak and – believe it – The Black Eyed Peas, Alexander Ridha (aka Boys Noize) has supplanted himself as a premier producer/DJ. His sets are all-out, loud-as-hell dance parties. The only question is: are you going to have enough energy by then to hang with it?

9. Silversun Pickups – Sunday, 7:30-8:30, Vitamin Water Stage

As your Lolla journey comes to an end, a good way to setup your final headliner is by checking out Silversun Pickups. Often mistaken for The Smashing Pumpkins, this 4-piece from Los Angeles does plenty to distinguish themselves from their grunge predecessors. Great vocals, coupled with some of the best guitar riffs of late help achieve a powerful, unmistakably rock ‘n roll sound that is the basis for the traditional American music festival. So, pay homage to tradition and make your way to see Silversun Pickups.

Now that you’re equipped with the knowledge you need to have a great festival experience, get out there and enjoy yourselves. Oh, and on a final note, please don’t be the jackass moshing in everyone’s personal space – I’d hate to see you get kicked out.

No two things go together better than nerds and super hot chicks (at least from the nerds’ perspective). Which is why having Playboy Bunnies invade this year’s Comic Con in San Diego (which starts today) was a fantastic idea. It seems the naughty hotties will be there promoting the DVD release of Miss March. And to get the ball rolling, they’ve released this video, which includes a lot of giggling, being mean to Comic Con nerds (why?) and, of course, some great T&A. Enjoy!

The Tour de France is currently underway, with star cyclist Lance Armstrong making his attempt to snag yet another yellow jersey and the TdF title for the eighth time. However, despite all of Lance Armstrong’s heroic awesomeness, he is not a naked woman. So to make up for that unfortunate fact, we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked. Why anyone would want to ride a bike naked, we have no clue. But we’re sure happy these lovely ladies do!

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