Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.
Friday, September 12th, 2008
Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of actors who are celebrated now, and will continue to be in years to come, for their continued excellence on the screen. This weekend marks only their second time sharing the screen since the 1995 film Heat, in the much anticipated thriller, Righteous Kill.
Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview
The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.
College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition
Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!
Thursday, September 11th, 2008
The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters
In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.
Pledging: “The Best Time of Your Life, But You’ll Never Do it Again”
I remember hearing that phrase, “The Best time of your life, But You’ll Never do it Again.” At least that’s what I heard when I had a sports jacket on and all the “brothers” were cheering me on as we got drunk and had fun on bid day. And sure it was fun the first couple of weeks when we had to do little chores for the brothers and even humiliate yourself for a gag or two.
Top 5 Reasons Not To Feel Sorry For Tom Brady
Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy yet.
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Rate Your Girl: The Area Code System At Work
Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore. Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”
God Hates My Fantasy Football Team
So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney. Then God struck.
Pick a card, any card. This marks the third installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.
This week’s prize is Bar Rafaeli! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern
Kill Your TV: Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online
I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.
We’re not even sure why pillow fights are so freakin’ hot, but they are. Really, really hot. Maybe it’s because they usually happens in bedrooms with chicks wearing lacy underwear and giggling. Yeah, that’s it–giggling…
She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.
Monday, September 8th, 2008
The Week In Re-Boob: August 30th – Sept. 5th
Things are getting crazy out there, people. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob
Joba Chamberlin’s Jersey Shore Impersonator Arrested
A New Jersey man was arrested for impersonating Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain in order to gain free bagels and some celebrity va-jay-jay – allegedly over 100 girls in fact. COED was unable to interview the perpetrator, Ryan Ward, but this is how we’d imagine he’d answer if we asked him what was going through his mind during his run as the faux Joba:
You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?
The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet
As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**. The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements. Great Job!
Sunday, September 7th, 2008
Tom Brady Out For Season With Torn ACL
The New England Patriots have been delt a devistating blown in the first game of the 2008 NFL season as their star quarterback Tom Brady has suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee. The news was broken by Yahoo Sports writer Michael Silver and confirmed by two sources close the the situation. “It’s bad,” a team source said. “We’re going to have to play without him.” Brady was hurt as he stepped up in the pocket to make a throw to wideout Randy Moss.
10 Tips For Going Green In College
Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care. That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the non-recyclable towel. There are so many things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint and give back to Mother Earth.
How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College
It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males do–masturbate.
Dumb
Crocs Bankrupt, Finally
Bodacious UFC Girl
Spies with Bigger Balls Than James Bond
Potato Head
Sand Bra!
Gina Carano Side Boob…Nuff Said
Red Bull Ingredients
We DID Start the Fire
Let Freedom Ring
Jayde Nicole Bikini Is Edible
100 Great Adventures 2009
Yes, Please
Sex or Job Search?
#1 Reason I Love Australia
Hand Bra
Cheryl Tweedy WAG Cleavage
Dozens of Sexy Hometown Hotties
Bubble Butts!
Clingy Shirt + Water = You Know What
Pool Action
Megan Fox ‘04 vs. Megan Fox ‘09
She Is Gonna Win!
Hot Rap Video
My Fav Pic of the Day? Yes!
Split!
50 Hottest American Women
The Girls of Summer
