Yesterday Aimee Louise Sword, the woman accused of tracking down her biological son on the internet and raping him, was sentenced to 9 years in prison. Law & Order: SVU must be absolutely giddy to get this story out of the front pages and into the script for their 97th season premiere. Because nothing gets people sitting in front of their TV like a good old-fashioned, heart-warming, family story that guarantees the victim will definitely grow up to be a serial killer. Let’s be honest, regular old non-biologically related teachers taking advantage of male students just isn’t cutting edge anymore.

I am not sure which is worse: losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit or losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit, and having the whole world know it. Aimee Louise Sword used the internet to connect with the son that she put up for adoption years ago and was arrested for having sex with him.