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Mathematicians in Cambridge have studied the female form and “concluded” that the ratio between a ladies’ hips and waist attribute to their strut…and a strut is sexy. The closer the ratio is to 0.7 - the “lucky number” indeed - the better the swagger.
Unsurprisingly, Jessica Alba’s ass came out on top of their study. Weeks ago, Alba received an entire tribute to her derriere by us here at CO-ED - without crunching numbers, graphs and pie-charts. Take that, Pythagoras!
Wait! Hold the press: who could possibly be qualified to determine the perfect female sway? I’m guessing the horny lab-coats out in Cambridge are talking about proportion and preference moreso than perfection. And while that’s fine and dandy, those numbers cancel-out the majority of wide-hipped women.
You know a scientific study like this is a failure when stick-figure Kate Moss was in the running for the top slot, and the lovely-lumps of Marilyn Monroe got snubbed by 0.01 to Alba’s perfect 7. Yeah…Jessica Alba and Marilyn Monroe are comparable in both body-type and movement.
As for me, I prefer my ladies…uh…curvy. You know, voluptuous.
View CO-ED’s Jessica Alba Ass Tribute
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