You might remember Bianca Cruz as the super sexy third base-woman for the Arizona State Sun Devils softball team. Well Ms. Cruz has since graduated and has traded in her sports gear for swimwear and we ain’t complaining. She is currently competing over at Maxim.com in the Semi-Finals of the 2009 Maxim Hometown Hottie competition.

Check out Bianca Cruz Week in Re-Boob gallery!

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• Who The Eff Is This Girl?!
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• Throw an 80’s Party

Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

Virtually every college athlete in the country is on Facebook now. This makes sense, it’s hard not to be on Facebook if you’re under 35, impossible if you’re under 25. But Facebook has become a public relations minefield for major athletic programs across the country. Whether it’s players being kicked out of school for making a threat in their status message (Wake Forest)…

Sweet sexy Jesus, have we got a smokeshow for you today! This super-stunner is 24-year-old Argentine glamour and bikini model, Nadia Bruna. The bodacious brunette has appeared in a variety of magazines and Websites. But we don’t think nearly enough. Seriously, c’mon – when a woman is this much of a babe, the world is better the more often she’s showing off her bod.

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• Weed Is An Aphrodisiac!

• Man Arrested For Taking Subway Photo

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• Lucky Brit Starts Tropical Dream Job

This one is a bit of an oldie, but we don’t think it got nearly enough attention when it came out. This is an ingenious mashup of Anderson Cooper’s coverage of “cute bear” videos and, well, some bears. We’ll let you decide whether or not they’re cute. But something tells us you’ll just be laughing to hard to notice.

Meet super-sexy stunner, Camille Holbrook. We don’t know much about this smiling cutie, but if we had to guess, we’d wager that she’s a glamour and bikini model and spends most of her time in little to no clothing. And if you have a body like this, that’s exactly as it should be. Don’t you think?

As you must already know, Brooklyn’s McCarren Park Pool is out of commission for a while because of construction projects planned there. Because of this, the free concert Pool Parties, which have become a huge success in New York and are expanding to other cities this year, will now be taking place along the East River. And they’ve just released their summer ‘09 line-up. Check it out!

As long as college kids remain edgy, there will be college sex magazines. And as long as there are a few olds with no sense of mockery, they will be scandalized by them. Still! We note that Wesleyan, the most annoying liberal arts school in the US, has launched a new sex magazine called…wait for it…Unlocked. Uh, unless this is like Wesleyan’s 267th different sex mag, may we just say about time, kids?

• Gallery of White Trash Weddings

• 15 Ill-Conceived Displays of Patriotism

• Army Coffee Cup Drummer

• 10 Hilarious Tombstones

• Oakland Raiders Are Big in Asia

• 10 Deadliest States For Drinking And Driving

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs. But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! We’re putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month. This time, we’re crowing Miss COED July 2009!

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

Surprisingly, stoned sex is one of the things on many girls’4/20 to-“do” lists that they just haven’t gotten around to. Before you jump right in this Monday, however, I thought I would do a little research and analysis for ya. Here’s what I would imagine, and what I have learned, could go wrong during some blazed boo-tay.

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