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Next week on Entourage:

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Next week on Entourage:

It seems like Vince’s new movie is in jeopardy and no one can reach Ari. E is upset because Walsh keeps calling him “Suit�? and won’t let him read the new ending to his script. Meanwhile, Turtle is upset because he broke his favorite bong, and Drama is worried his character is being written out of his show “Five Towns.�? Finally, Walsh lets the guys have the script and E and Vince both agree it’s the best ending to a movie they’ve ever read. Ari resurfaces to tell Vince he got Jessica Biel to play his co-star in the movie. Vince bangs Jessica Biel. Ari makes a hip reference to Vince being bigger than Jason “F**king�? Bourne. Turtle gets a new bong. Lloyd tells Drama he is playing the lead in a spin-off series of his show. Ari makes a gay reference. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.

Next week on Entourage:

Everyone is worried that something from Vince’s new movie got leaked to the press. There’s some other uninteresting plot involving E. Turns out the story gives the movie even bigger buzz. Vince bangs the reporter who leaked the story. Turtle and Drama get handj*bs. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.

Next week on Entourage:

The economy hits the skids. Everyone is worried production will stop on Vince’s movie because Americans don’t have the same disposable income to spend on going to the movies they once had. The economy turns around. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.

Next week on Entourage:

America’s War on Terror takes a turn for the worse when an already stretched thin military forces the President to reinstate the draft. Vince’s number gets pulled. Everyone is worried he’ll have to go to Iraq. Ari gets him out of it. Everyone clinks beers on a roof.

Next week on Entourage:

The rooftop party is cut short when Ari reveals he got Vince out of going to Iraq by promising Turtle in his place. Drama asks if there is a part for him in the Army. Vince has a threesome with Helen Mirren and one of the girls from “High School Musical 2.” Beers. Roof. Clink.

Next week on Entourage:

Turtle’s leg gets blown off by a roadside bomb outside Baghdad. It turns out chicks dig war wounds. Turtle gets a handj*b. Clink.

Next week on Entourage:

America runs out of beer. The guys all kill themselves.

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