On the 205th said it best:

“Rather than doing something silly like playing in the Euro 2008 tournament, which begins tomorrow, for which his England team failed to qualify, Peter Crouch is in the Caribbean with his turbo-hot girlfriend Abbey Clancy. Some people cope with negative things by using drugs and alcohol, Peter does it by looking at his hot WAG’s ass. Ah, the life of a professional athlete…”

Ok, so we’re all hating on the dude because he makes lots of money, gets hot chicks and is actually good at something. But that’s as good a reason to hate as any, so move aside while we stare at your girlfriend, loser.

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